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yamaha_freak
18th May 2003, 09:39 PM
why is it that every one is only on at night time at like 11 or 12 i wanna chat to ppl but your all on so late.... some of us have school so come on earlier

intense fmx 03
18th May 2003, 10:10 PM
oh well mate..you get that

Mungoman45
18th May 2003, 10:20 PM
Why are there 12 buns in a pack of hotdog buns, but only 10 sausages in a pack of hotdog sausages?

LOL. Like Rhys said bro........ya get that.

We could get a moderator to move this thread to the jokes and funnies and post "why is this?" funny questions.

"Why is there a hole in the side of a BIC biro?"

hehe. :D

yamaha_freak
18th May 2003, 10:25 PM
smart ass

Mungoman45
18th May 2003, 10:35 PM
Heheh, yeah, i tend to have that quality about me. Sorry if i offended. But anywho, regardless of the time, I'm here now, your here now................what ya wanna yack about???................

McNorman
18th May 2003, 11:47 PM
i sleep at school and do all my fmx duties at night

Mungoman45
19th May 2003, 12:02 AM
Facinating stuff, your theories are intreguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter. ;)

gumby#329
19th May 2003, 01:38 AM
i sleep at school and do all my fmx duties at night
ill pay that dude
i find that physics is a good subject to sleep in usually cause u can explain why u were sleeping with the simple excuse that i was working out the velocity of my bike while i was dreaming about racing:D
Cheerin

NOLIMITS
19th May 2003, 01:48 AM
There is a hole in a BIC biro to ensure constant pressure in the pens chamber and hence ensuring good ink flow in pressurized environments...

There are 12 hot dog buns because bakers have historically dealt in dozens... A real baker will give you 13...

Anything else I can help you with...? Sorry no questions about women as like most men I have no idea..

Mungoman45
19th May 2003, 01:50 AM
Hehe, nicely done bro :D Ok bro, then riddle me THIS...........

How did the Smurfs procreate before the episode where they found smurfette???

NOLIMITS
19th May 2003, 02:10 AM
Got no idea help me with this one...

Good Karma
19th May 2003, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by NOLIMITS
There is a hole in a BIC biro to ensure constant pressure in the pens chamber and hence ensuring good ink flow in pressurized environments...

There are 12 hot dog buns because bakers have historically dealt in dozens... A real baker will give you 13...

Anything else I can help you with...? Sorry no questions about women as like most men I have no idea..

Hahaha Mungo you got shut down, lol :p

Mungoman45
19th May 2003, 03:02 AM
Yeah, but I'm reopening real soon all new and improved, hehe.

Soon as you answered my last quanderies without so much as a bat of your eye lashes, could you shed some light on these other troubeling issues that have been keeping me awake at night......

If 7-11's are open 24 hours a day and 7 days a week why are there locks on the doors?

Why is it called a “TV set”, when you only get one?

And this next one, ya dont really have to answer...........I'll have it for ya's soon as i catch the next door neighbours cat........

Since buttered toast always lands face down and a cat always lands on it’s feet, what would happen if you tied buttered toast, face up, to the back of a cat and dropped it?

hehe haha oh deary me.

NOLIMITS
19th May 2003, 04:03 AM
7-11'S have locks on the doors so they can keep people out during times when they may want to close.. I've seen one closed before... Public holidays, change of shift, shop keeper has to take a dump, etc...

There are 4 usages for the word set. 1. A group of more than one object as per your reference. 2. A term in tennis used for counting. 3. A transmittion receiving device eg. television, radio, CB Radio etc. 4. Used in mathematics for a collection of entities that have properties in common.

And the cat... It will explode!!!!

Mungoman45
19th May 2003, 05:30 PM
WOW, man, i am Seriously impressed. Whether you knew all that usless information, OR you looked it up JUST to post here, eiither way, it's dedication of some sort. And well, as for the cat.....I'll just wait and see how that 1 turns out.... :)

Good Karma
19th May 2003, 08:12 PM
HAHHAHAHAAHHA that cat one is that funniest thing i have ever heard, i think it would just hover on the spot spinning in the air getting ever faster till a black hole forms. lol

shirefmx
19th May 2003, 09:46 PM
hahaha at good karma's last post ...

globe_2001
19th May 2003, 10:29 PM
hey norman i do the same as u i slept in class for 45mins today and my teacher had to wake me up

Mungoman45
19th May 2003, 10:36 PM
Yes, but what FMX duties do you come home to at night?

McNorman
20th May 2003, 12:13 AM
gettin stuff ready for demos, keepin the moto chicks pleased etc

NOLIMITS
20th May 2003, 12:32 AM
Mungoman I had no pay out intended... If anyone thinks I did then it's their problem not mine.. Yes I am a smart ass and know heaps of useless sh*t..

The cat will everntually explode... Yeah it will hang/spin/rotate/hover there for a while. What's going to happen when the butter dries out...? Anyone thought of that...?

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 12:44 AM
Heheh, this is turning into an interesting lil thread, lovin it. As for the fmx duties, sorry Mick, i didn't mean you, i meant Globe.......

I didn't take anything ya said as a payout, She's all cool bro....

Now, this butter delema, Does butter ever really "dry out" or just soak into the toast and stay moist?

Good Karma
20th May 2003, 12:57 AM
Wether the butter drys out or not, the contents of it are still on the bread, therefore the bread is still intised to flip over which would still drag the cat around, BUT! the cat will still turn over to its feet side making the full rotation, much like the north and south magnetic poles on an electric motor. Back to the subject of the butter drying out, as long as the butter is on the toast, dry or moist, the toast will still be attracted to land on it's buttered side.

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 01:02 AM
Wait just 1 minute.........has anyone stopped to think.........just what if...........what if............BOTH sides of the bread where buttered??????

WO, mind blower.......

Good Karma
20th May 2003, 01:18 AM
Well that adds a whole new dimension there mungo, what i was getting at is that if the buttered toast and cat are constantly rotating you have an instant source of motive power far more enviromentally freindly then combustion engines! Quite fasinating really. Now as for the double sided buttered toast, this is very hyperthetical of you mungo, there is very few amounts of double sided buttered bread in existance. But say this phenomena is to occure, i think it would cause a supernova of massive proportions, much like splitting atoms. Cause the force of two buttered sides against the larger force of a cats feet landing reaction would be like seperating magnetic fields. Causing a massive energy excretion.
On the plus side, a double sided buttered piece of toast buy itself would be a far more compact form of motive power to the existing cat/buttered toast system. Any thoughts?

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 01:27 AM
wo wo wo, slow down egg head, lol. Righto, as for this energy theory, have you ever stopped to think that if the cat and buttered toast combination where to keep spinning and creting energy, that the so called energy would gradually get bigger and therfor hard to contain, we need some sort of stabilizer funtion attatched to this BTC "buttered Toast Cat". Would something spinning obtain terminal volocity or would that only pertain to something falling, yet both things spinning and falling are acting on the laws of gravity. Anywho, like ya said Andy, the B.T.C combination would be unstable due to the difference in weight, therfor i can only come up with one solution, to even out the weight, we stick two cats together by the feet and drop em....... bigger weight, garantee's a more stable spin and better energy production. That sound like a plan?

Good Karma
20th May 2003, 01:53 AM
Ok ok i was getting a head of myself then. I totally acknowledge the double cat balancing technique. But the way i see it is if the BTC could be stabilised, perhaps a secondary magnetic field putting pressure externally inwards to the BTC from an outside angle, that would allow for the magnetic fields to be balanced. I have got this idea cause i believe that BTC will work a whole lot better on the principles of the cat being heavier and offering itself as a larger counter weight much like existing combustion engines to make the rotation more consistant. Regarding the double cat theory i believe it would would work, in theory i stress though. Two cats might be too excessive on the weight division and cause what could be knows as a CMD (Cat Melt Down). Now here is where we get really tricky, how about no bread, and we apply butter directly onto the cat? Raises immense suspicions of too much rotational force i might add. Such a strong power source may be incapable of being supported even by secondary magnetic fields. Another theory is which was this BTC or DBTC (Double Buttered Toast Cat) rotate? One more theory i believe, Do cats still land on their feet when deceased? If the cat does dies and its body goes limp it will throw the entire BTC balance on a very alarming uncertainty, more so with the DBTC, or even worse with the DBC (Direct Butter Cat). Your thoughts Mungo?

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 02:25 AM
Ok, I'm with ya, shall we start with the balancing of the BTC, what if we were to bring back your first idea of a smaller version of the Double Cat spin, with the Double buttered toast as the smaller counterweight stabilizer to the Double Cat, much like a Small cog will only allow the bigger cog to spin so fast.
Now, yes, the idea of two cats may be a tad excessive with weight, maybe we could design a hybrid of something smaller, perhaps a Hamster and a cat a "Hamcat" if you will, that way, the "always landing on feet" principle that is found in the cat will remain in the Hamcat, yet be more compact and be able to spin twice as fast as the Double cat theory, therfor producing the same amount of energy but being more stable. Add in the double buttered toast for the stabelizer and bobs ya uncle.
BUT, what if one of the hamcats where to, as you mentioned, unfortunate as it may seem "pass away" during the operation, and throw the whole balance out and therefor produce as you mentioned "CMD"...there must be an answer to this quandry somewhere in the mathematics.
Right, now this DBC "Directly buttered Cat", I do believe that in that instance, there would be excessive spinning force which may result in either Cat Melt down or a similar instance once recorded in the lower regions of Mexico......DCE, or "Double Cat Explosion" HOWVER, i do feel confident we could attain a stable spinning force and constant energy if we applied this theory to the hybrid Hamcat.
With this matter, i feel we just need to go through some early testing of the "catbustion" product and work out the kinks, as soon as we get some willing test Hamsters, and some drunk cats, we shall begin pre-production...

Good Karma
20th May 2003, 03:05 AM
Ok this Hybrid Hamcat is a great innovation. What remarkable progress has been made. This Hybrid Hamcat is the first on my subject list. Personally I think such a animal would be a great asset to this production. This Hamcat will able us to produce a extremely small Catbustion engine. However I am hesitant to the idea of using a double sided buttered toast as a prime governor for the (MBHU) Main Buttered Hamcat Unit.

Why you might ask? Well the double sided buttered toast will be actually providing more rotational velocity to the MBHU as it will be producing energy also right? Don’t forget that the toast is double sided buttered therefore it is providing more power to the MBHU but the application of the Hamcat and Toast meshing together as cogs or sprockets as Mungo has stated, meaning it will get forever faster.

What we need is a TBRM (Technical Butter Regulator Module) to give the butter consistency. This module would consist of a direct injection system that would fire butter onto the Toast and Hamcat causing a process Mungo and I refer to as EBS (Excessive Butter Saturation). This process causes the BTC or Hybrid BTH (Buttered Toast Hamcat) engine to slow but clouding the butter energy field which will moderate the speed of the BTC/BTH.

Another subject that I would like to bring to your attention is how the whole BTC/BTH will be supported off the ground with such energy, the simple answer is in the laws of physics. If an object with either double sided butter or one side butter, other side Cat/Hamcat Hybrid the two forces will be forever contesting to make contact with the ground, as there cannot be a dominant force the entire subject will hover at less then a trillionth of a millimetre off the ground. Because both sides of the subject are balanced in strength to hit the ground, none of which will ever make contact resulting in a eternal hovering.

This hovering can only be broken if the balance of the subject was to change and one side was to become more dominant then the other, causing the BTC/BTH to make contact with the below surface. This could be caused for example by the Cat/Hamcat dieing and going limp causing an inadequacy in the energy fields and weight distribution.

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 03:24 AM
Ok bro, i think we have come far in our pilgrimage for the cleanest and most effective production of energy this century has ever seen........the catbustion system.

I do believe the only problem we seem to be having with the double sidded buttered toast Hamcat system is the unfortunate, inevidable outcome that eventually one of the hamcats will die, thus breaking the 1 trillionth of a millimetre safty gap and throwing the entire stable energy flow into termoil. Maybe we could use the TBRM or "Technical Butter Regulator Module" plans and incorporate it into a sort of THFS or "Technical Hamcat Feeding System" Thus ensuring an extended life.....but we shall deal with these matter in due time. I think we shall leave it there for the moment and Await some feedback from the general public.

Good Karma
20th May 2003, 03:28 AM
I acknowledge your suggestion for public feedback before we proceed and accept. Sleep is required for our creative minds considering its 1:03am.

NOLIMITS
20th May 2003, 03:43 AM
Boys... Boys... Boys... Let's slow down here a little... First things first... Let's get back to basics and start from there... I had a bit of time on my hands this evening and tried a few things out.

Experiment 1: The Double Buttered Toast
Aim: Examine the outcome of buttering toast on both sides and drop from a height of 4 feet.
Method: Got some toast buttered it up on both sides then dropped it from 4 feet.
Conclusion: Toast will drop to floor and strangely land on part of floor with most dust. Toast suddenly flipped over to ensure there is dust on both sides. Could be possible source of perpetual energy. More experimentation required. Can energy be balanced and harnessed.

Experiment 2:
Aim: Examine outcome when two cats are tied back to back.
Method: Spent most of the night tracking down neighbor’s cats. Finally found two of similar weight and tied them together. Dropped from height of four feet.
Conclusion: Cats went f#cking spastic and destroyed the inside of my house. My dog ran for it's life. Opened the front door. Cat's disappeared into the night. Results are inconclusive. Must remember to put Detol on badly scratched arms and legs.

McNorman
20th May 2003, 10:28 AM
LOL

The Snitz
20th May 2003, 12:36 PM
Alright all these theorys have been placed... where is the energy coming from...assuming the initial fall would produce minimal energy to begin a spiralling movement, but is the energy after that to come from the toast/butter reactions or bodily functions of the cat? if this is the case the energy source will soon be depleted, ending with soggy bread or a dead cat...
and whos not to say that somebody walking through the kitchen doesn't eat the toast? or indeed the cat?

freerider
20th May 2003, 02:06 PM
What have you dudes been smokeing?? lol

pic_takin_chick
20th May 2003, 03:09 PM
Steve u bloody show off, and i can't believe how much this thread has gone off track!

lol anyway maybe to solve the problem about no one on till late at nite is just stay up yamaha! seriously ur body can live on minimal sleep ie. 8 hrs over 7 days and still manage to function, two possible outcomes from minimal sleep, one u may power on on pure adrenalin or u'll have a nervous break down, now u have to be strong to keep going but being tuff moto guys like yourselves I'm sure u'll all have nervous break downs, lol

kiddin by the way mcnorman

The Snitz
20th May 2003, 03:31 PM
haha i was just askin about the energy resources for these theories to occur...
a strong mind will overcome a nervous break down for the least part, but whether the body can cope without a break is a problem that needs to be addressed. actually that works in teh same fashion as the spinning cat and toast theories, we humans need sleep to recoup energy to continue with the next day, without the energy we dont' do squat.... same as the cat and toast

But sleep is just a function carried out in the brain from sensory receptors in the eyes to tell the difference between night and day. its to help the body to repair muscles fibers and build new ones. also growth hormone is secreted when we are sleeping. These are needed especially for freestylers for teh injuries that we occur whilst riding, thus saving us thousands of $$$ at ur local quack. also sleep is dependent on each person - eg, mass, brain size and ability to think, which some ppl i've met are unable to do lol

pic_takin_chick
20th May 2003, 03:34 PM
riiigggghhhhhttttt, ok can anyone say GEEK!!!

lol kiddin, ok well I proved ur point wrong, last week from sunday thru to sat I had only 9 hrs sleep, mainly becos of uni stuff that and stress can cause insomnia! so maybe we should look into a monitering situation (wink,wink) lol

any volunteers?

The Snitz
20th May 2003, 03:45 PM
LOL! interesting theory u have there

pic_takin_chick
20th May 2003, 03:50 PM
I know, I'm totally a lateral thinker, hehehe

The Snitz
20th May 2003, 04:00 PM
hey delete some of ya messages, can't pm ya... i'm off work at 2... wanna catch up at south bank?

pic_takin_chick
20th May 2003, 04:13 PM
yep, sounds good, what time can u get here?

NOLIMITS
20th May 2003, 04:19 PM
Sarcadian (Ok, I've got no idea how to spell) rythmns also come into play to assist with sleep... These are the bodies natural rythmns that give us some form of time perspective and also assist the body in slowing down when it's time to sleep... Longest I've ever gone without sleep was 4 days... Don't try it... Started to see sh*t that didn't exist after 3 days by the fourth day I was climbing the walls...

pic_takin_chick
20th May 2003, 04:22 PM
lol, see Steve we ppl with strong minds are capable!

hehehehe

The Snitz
20th May 2003, 04:33 PM
2:20? at south bank somewhere
my mob is 0438780940

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 05:21 PM
COME ON PEOPLE, Myself and Andy spent HOURS on this Catbustion system and it took a horrible turn towards sleep deprivation..............Shall we get back to the topic at hand here?......

Now, No Limits, this theory you put into practise, perhaps 4ft is not high enough, I do belive the Double cat theory needs to be carried out from a hight no smaller than 100ft, depending on the combined weight of both cats....they NEED to be able to optain terminal velocity before any real energy is produced. I shall have to confirm with my lab partner Mr Karma, before any more findings are released to this public forum. Your input into this project is much appreciated and shall never be forgotten....
Now Mr Snitz, Your quandry is a valid one, just what does create the energy, the spiral of the toast OR the cats, you see it is a combination of both these forces that allows the spinning to be stable and therefor produce clean efficiant energy, so the energy comes initially from the double Hamcat unit, but is held at a constant pace by the double sided buttered toast. And yes, the energy, at this stage, will not last long and inevitabally ending, however, it will not end with Soggy toast, that has been regulated by My partners invention of the TBRM "Technical Butter regulator Module" so you see, the toast shall always remain buttered at the same consistancy with this ingenious direct butter injection system. As for the Hamcats, life span, I have suggested we incorporate the TBRM plans into something of the same nature, called a THFS "Technical Hamcat Feeding System" therefor ensuring a dramatically longer life span. The fact still remains that a Hamcat will die....eventually, This can be avoided by regular maintenance and checkups of both the Hamcat unit and all butter injectors... I await my partners thoughts on these matters and I'm sure he will get to them all in due time. Mr Karma.......

SaReZ_FMX
20th May 2003, 05:43 PM
mungo karma lay off the smack hahaha jokes u boys r onto something..........

what happens if i put vegemite on the toast

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 05:57 PM
Well, I will have to confir with Mr Karma, but i feel if you add anything else to the mix, the weight would be thrown off and it would become unstable and therfor dangerous. HOWEVER, if we DID decide it needed some vaginamite in the mix, I'm sure we could fit in a VRS "Vegemite Regulator System" somwhere. I can only think of 1 reason the unti may need vegemite on the double sided buttered toast, maybe making it heavier, it would be a more solid relyable govenor for the Main unit. You may be onto something Sarez, but Myself and Mr Karma will do more research tonight perhaps and get back to you all with some more results.

NOLIMITS
20th May 2003, 06:10 PM
I think Mungo has most of it sorted... Can I assist with the development and production stages when I get out of hospital.. The wounds are now infected and I have 349 stitches holding my skin together like a patch work quilt... I'll be OK.... I'm up for the task...

I have gained valuable insight on how cats should be captured and used for experimentation. BTW it would appear that the nasty grey cat killed the friendly fluffy one in an attempt to stop the project early this morning.. Won't know more until I've finished the post mortum... Then I'll problably eat it... I just need to find some more cats... I'll start looking in other suburbs some time this evening...

Now all I need is a 100ft drop..Hmmmmm.. I've got it.. TESTRA TOWER....It's right out the window infront of me...

I think the experiment will need some more tweeking... Last time I tied the cats togeather with 3 X 40cm cable ties used end to end. I might extend it to 4 as they got very agro once I tied them in... I might try two friendly cat this time as I can't afford to loose any more skin..

Results soon...

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 06:38 PM
Ok Mr Limits, I'm sure my partner, Mr Karma would agree that we could use you in the pre-production of this invention. All the best with the Stiches and infections....
Your valuable expertise in the hunt and capture of cats would be vital to this project, however, if it is to succeed we also need the willing co-operation of atleast 5 test hamsters and 5 more backup hamsters. and with the Major sponsorship of Tip Top bread and Mrs Mcgregor's butter company we should be well on our way.
I'm not so sure a Telstra tower would be the best place to test energy priducing products......do you?
As for the Hamcat attachment method,Both myself and Mr Karma have been tied up with the physics and mathematics of the unit and have not given any thought of how the construction shall go ahead, perhaps Cableties are too flimsy, after all, if too much energy was to be exerted on the plastic, it would melt and cause "cat"astrophic (hehe) consiquences. We shall also look into this matter later tonight when my partner is handy and available for question.

NOLIMITS
20th May 2003, 07:08 PM
Awesome... I just got out of hospital.... I'm ready to go... Wellll... I kinda went a little into it myself and ran into a small problem... Can't find a Hamster in Australia.. Closest I could come up with was a Guinee Pig, it's about the same size and weight, basically the same animal but a different name...

I'm open for offers..? Got anything better I can use..?

As for what I smoke.. I like to use a special bong I built that enables me to smoke an ounce of nasty hydro grown Super Skunk heads via a metal funnel into a chamber with a mixture of 50% paint thinner, 25% insect spray and 25% Big Kev's Goo Remover..

I have it attached to my Jason recliner via a gas mask.. Got my own blow tourch to light the bad boy up... Yippeee!!!

Anyway gotta fly.. Sort of... Ahhhh!! Smash!!! I'm Ok..!!!

Mungoman45
20th May 2003, 07:17 PM
Ok people we have met with other scientists from overseas on the whole matter and They have also documented some findings you may all be interested in. Although their experiments were rather basic and are nowhere near the complexity of our system, the theory is still the same.....

Please go here for early stages of pre-production and testing of v.1.0 of this system, made by an American scientist by the name of Alex Elliot

1st version testing of the Catbustion system (http://www.blakjak.demon.co.uk/sty_ell0.htm)

For a more complex scientific explination of this please revert to the following documentation.

1st Version testing of the catbustion system (scientific explination) (http://www.begent.freeserve.co.uk/toast.htm)

Early "hovering" outcome of a Cat with buttered toast attached. (reinactment)

Good Karma
20th May 2003, 08:34 PM
Ok here it is, this is what Myself, Mungo and No Limits have been researching and experimenting with. This particular model shown is just a prototype as a more advanced production shall be the end result. As i am stuck for time i will keep this short. Goodday.

shirefmx
20th May 2003, 08:58 PM
ok you've got two large problems here .... firstly the buttered toast will always land face down on the dirtiest place... so therefore the toast will infact twist itself to be face down on the cat and therefore the cat will be able to land on it's feel.

but if the toast were to be securely attached so that it is infact face up we would encounter my second problem ...
secondly i think a drop of 100 feet will not work as the velocity of the fall from such a height would be to great to transform the cat into a centrifugal spin. the reason i believe 100 feet is to tall is because the normal height a cat is thrown from would be around 15-20 feet in my belief (15-20 foot being the height of a balcony on the 2nd storey of the average aussie home) .... then there is a third problem ... the accuracy of dropping from such a height would not be spot on the cat could miss the regulators, modules etc. I propose to fix this situation by having the cat begin on the ground, then a bunger is placed under the cat. the bunger is lit. cat jumps into the air, the the centrifugal spin begins. this is a much more accurate and amusing method.

NOLIMITS
20th May 2003, 09:09 PM
They have no idea... Loosers... Now where did my gas maks go...

As the good man say's it's still in proto.. The picture is for gerenal use only.. Tonight after dinner (cat tastes a lot like chicken but needs to be cooked longer) I'll be working on the cat/guinee pig/toast version and assist development from that point...

From the good mans diagrams I figure we will have to work on the timing of butter/food injection system (I can see a cat getting it's head ripped off here - the RSPCA hates that sh*t).

As per Mungomans words we will also have to work on a sigificant maintenance program. We need a project director...

NOLIMITS
20th May 2003, 09:13 PM
Nuh.. From my experiments the toast will go for the part with the most dirt... I even tested it on clean surfaces to ensure I was correct.. I measured the contents of dirt in my test samples.. Fact be the toast went straight for the sample with more pubic hairs per sq cm... I know because I pulled them out myself and counted them...

shirefmx
20th May 2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by NOLIMITS
Nuh.. From my experiments the toast will go for the part with the most dirt... I even tested it on clean surfaces to ensure I was correct.. I measured the contents of dirt in my test samples.. Fact be the toast went straight for the sample with more pubic hairs per sq cm... I know because I pulled them out myself and counted them...

yes that is why i am saying the toast will always land face down the putrid stinkin mangy cat

NOLIMITS
20th May 2003, 09:48 PM
What if the cat had just been washed..? SMACK straight into my nassty floor, pubic hair and all.... I'm currently working on an A frame structure made of some coat hangers to demonstrate this..

The Snitz
21st May 2003, 09:40 PM
LMFAO!!! farken pearler diagrams! two thumbs up here!

yamaha_freak
21st May 2003, 09:47 PM
no no no your all just paying me out...
hot far
but good effort on the diagrams

Miguel_FMX
22nd May 2003, 09:05 AM
based on scientific research, I have come to the conclusion that:
1: The cat and toast would start to spin at great speed as gravity pulls them down
2: when they finally reach the ground the btc will be spinning so fast that it will immediately act as a drill on the ground
3: gravity will keep pulling down on the btc as it drills further down and puts the btc on fire because of the tremendous friction
4: the btc shall reach the core of the earth provoking an implosive reaction (due to gravity) and the entire planet would desintegrate and dissappear.

Or simply tie up the btc to wheel of your bike and the force of revolution it will create will wheelie you wherever you want to go
warning: carry a weapon to kill the cat so that you can come to a breaking point.

Miguel_FMX
22nd May 2003, 09:06 AM
or maybe not... hehehehhe

yamaha_freak
22nd May 2003, 09:17 AM
hahahaha stop paying me out

The Snitz
24th June 2003, 06:37 PM
I've done some experiments this morning of my own... and after 100% success rate, i've proven that melted cheese on toast actually doesn't land cheese first... does this mean that cheese is the first dairy product to defy the laws of physics?
either way i'm just glad the cheese wasn't dirty after all the testing

Blue Haze
4th July 2004, 12:56 AM
AHHHH HAAAAAAA! i found this thread! hahaha and what a perla its is! so many memories, so many lessons learnt. hahaha. Anyone had anymore thoughts on the catbustion theories? :)

Freestyle-Moto
15th June 2006, 03:31 PM
AHHHH HAAAAAAA! i found this thread! hahaha and what a perla its is! so many memories, so many lessons learnt. hahaha. Anyone had anymore thoughts on the catbustion theories? :)

Andy have you ever thought about doing comedy shows if you did it il come to your shows like a bolt of lighting lol i reckon you would be good at it

fiddy_ridder_89
16th June 2006, 08:31 PM
hahahahaha i cant believe i read all that..well actully i started to skip 1 or 2 posts towards the end lol...ahh i havent had such a good read for ages..so tell me mungoman and no limits..how did your research and experiments of the BTC, DBTC and the CMD come along..???