Shifty
7th February 2003, 08:29 PM
Dear Santa
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of Demember. Well, I would very much like to clear up some things that have occurred since the beginning of the morning, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a football uniform, an eletric train set and a pair of rollerblades. I destoyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. Im not going to lie to you, there was no one the the entire nieghborhood that behaved better than me. I would go on errans, and even help the ederly cross the street. There was virtally nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a ***en YOYO, a lame whistle and a pair of ug socks. What the **** were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole ****ing year to come out with that shit under my tree.
As if you hadn't ****ed my enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house.
Don't let me see you trying to fit you fat ass down my Chimney next year. I'll **** you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid raindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk all the way back to the north pole, just like what i have to do since you didnt get me the ***ing bike i wanted. **** YOU SANTA. NEXT YEAR YOU'LL SE HOW BAD I REALLY CAN BE. YOU FAT COCK SUCKER.
Sincirly
Little Johnny
(if that was too bad....just take it down Insane lol)
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of Demember. Well, I would very much like to clear up some things that have occurred since the beginning of the morning, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a football uniform, an eletric train set and a pair of rollerblades. I destoyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. Im not going to lie to you, there was no one the the entire nieghborhood that behaved better than me. I would go on errans, and even help the ederly cross the street. There was virtally nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a ***en YOYO, a lame whistle and a pair of ug socks. What the **** were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole ****ing year to come out with that shit under my tree.
As if you hadn't ****ed my enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house.
Don't let me see you trying to fit you fat ass down my Chimney next year. I'll **** you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid raindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk all the way back to the north pole, just like what i have to do since you didnt get me the ***ing bike i wanted. **** YOU SANTA. NEXT YEAR YOU'LL SE HOW BAD I REALLY CAN BE. YOU FAT COCK SUCKER.
Sincirly
Little Johnny
(if that was too bad....just take it down Insane lol)