Ebonics Translator (hillarious)

[Shifty]

Check out what this translator does.

http://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm
Enter anything you want and see what it comes up with.

This is the "introduction" to the site on the main page with the translation.. :p

Yo buss dis. We be a site dedicated to providin a great place fuh discussion on freestyle motocross, havin fun, causin trouble an' lots, lots more. Dere be plenty to do an' see here, dere be lots uh FMX news, pictures, video, an' lots mo fmx shit. So sign up an' join de fun... Its free!! This be THE site to keep you in de noed an' on de gas when it comes to anythin fmx releated. Infact check out de photo gallery, dere be already ovuh 2500+ photos online, plus all de othuh photos in de "members only" an' de "if you've gets it, flantee it" forums, easily make us de BIGGEST Aussie FMX site, if not de bigges on de planet... Wicked... ;) This site may look an' feel different to othuh VB based sites an' dis front page may be a li'l confusin, if so simply click de forum button an' thins should look a li'l mo familiar. See what I'm sayin? I'z also opened it up so you ain't need to registuh to view treads but you will still need to registuh if you want to reply or view my funky photos! :D Please check back an' sen' us yo comments an' ideas. We want dis place to be yo source fuh freestyle shit, an' yo opinion matters! Sheeit!

[HONDA_BOY]

original: hello im brenton


Ebonics: Yo buss dis. whuz up im brenton heeit!

hahahah thats a cracker shifty! nice one mate.

[Mungoman45]

PMSL...HiiiiiiiiiiiiLarious Pete lol. although half the kids here speak like that normally anyways lol. Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle Yew :jamacan:

[one_industries]

lol
thats hella funny

[eightball]

Yo buss dis. soooo tuck in yo shirt an' hike up yo skirt. Welcome to my jungle where de tigers give birth. "youve finsihed yo entree sir would you care fuh some desert?" I replied "sho sir I would mos delightfully enjoy some desert, but only if it's not too cold because it drives my teeth to hurt an' my tounge to burn wit laufty ambitions an' ovuh exagerated media aquisitions from a gay art director in new york de city uh dirty emissions an' dat's ****ED up fa yo monkey ass to offuh me such a meal, **** de steak an' de burgers.. would you happen to carry veil?" I reach forward to smack him.... Dude replied "Uhhh wake up wake up yo late fuh summer" I sat up skrait, hair in a mess, mutha surprised why I almos ***** slapped my own mother.... Den I puked all ovuh huh dress, **** what a mess.. what's she doin anyway all dressed up fuh sex? shit dat's mom. what be I talkin about... next thin I noed I'z standin in de showuh wit two fine ass hoes massagein my phallus exclaimin "God you're sexy, you ain't gettin a towel" "But it's cold out dere an' you noed i'll shrivle upI'm down wit dat michal jacksons fortunes.. de holy grail wuz nothin but a cup" an' den I woke up.. to my astonishment I didn't awaken to a wet dream, felt down in my sheets on my legs an' den between... Shit I didn't but what be dis I see..... TWO NAKED CATS SLEEPING ON EITHER SIDE OF ME?? Nay nay nay, covard in fur it's all bad assed likes rice on buttuh, I couldn't has foun' a mo betta spot to be from chicago to calcutta. so what de **** homey did I studdah? ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT MOTHA ****A!???? :::blows a kiss:: that's fuh de readers That's fuh de 9-5 electrician metuh readers But THIS be fuh de mothuh ****in THINKERS an' THIS IS FOR THE MOTHER ****ING URCHANS ALLERGIC TO THEIR OWN ROTTEN STINGERS This be fuh de abserd verdict uh an upheld turbulent mass appeal dat continues to LINGER An' dis be STILL fuh dat cat at my doestep wit prothetic opinions axein questsions when de dumbshit be still searchin fuh de spot he left his hoopty in. So **** YOU...... Sheeit!