defected car...

[Insane]

I went into the bank, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, #UCKknuckle, how about giving a bloke a chance ?”

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi vegemite valley jockey. He glared at me and started writing a defect notice for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of worthless camel phlem with the spine of a centipede..

By now he was nearly ready to arrest me but he decided to defect the hell out of the car …I said to him “are you quite finished ya knob polisher

He finished the second defect and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third defect! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets and defects he wrote.

I then turned to him and said OH well ..look have a great day and walked off...


I didn't care....



My car was parked around the corner.... :D

[Rockxahh]

Hahha, this is a true story is it insnae?:)

[YAMAHA-KID]

that is awesome,i really liked that..is it real/true

[Mungoman45]

hehe, yeah Insane, spill bro. True?, i personally dont think it is. I dont think anyone would stand there and call a pig a, now what was it a "pencil-necked Nazi vegemite valley jockey" was my favourite insult.:D :D :D

[YAMAHA-KID]

yeah spsoe it is a bit over the top,but its insane we are talkin bout

[Dorman]

hahaha that would be kool to do if ya seen someones car that u hated getting a parking ticket

[Insane]

hahaha its in the jokes and funnys section.. I just "borrowed" it from another site and pasted it here.. Would be funny though..

[XR Darcy]

funny stuff insane... funny stuff...

[NGX]

R_O_F_L :D

[MissMoto_84]

Thats some funny shit insane

[fmx_kid89]

hahahaha that is some funny sh*t!!!!

[FrEe_ RiDiNg]

yeah thats funny but watta about some 6 yr old kid the other day walks into maccas and asks how much a 40 cent cone is from maccas u should of been there i thought i was gonna cry man lol but that is a sick one insane

[ALLEN]

thats a damn good idea

now if i get in shit....

[fmx_kid89]

how much for a 40c cone lol classic hahahahahahaahhahahaha

[~Drunken_Angel~]

PMSROFL OH MY GOD thats some funny Sh*t adam... HAHA
that would be SO goddamn funny.... :P
what site did u get it off???
ROFL

[one_industries]

lmao how much a 40c cone is, yeah thats hella funny insane,

[I_Bleed_blue]

im pretty sure they are 50 cents:D

[MX_222]

A woman stopped by her recently married son's house. She rang the
doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the
aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me!"
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said.

[MX_222]

How Ironic...
*A Catholic choking on a condom
*An Amish person getting hit by a car
*A Jew getting electrocuted by Christmas Lights

Do you think that Homeless people really get Knock Knock jokes??

[METAL_MULISHA13]

Originally posted by MX_222
How Ironic...
*A Catholic choking on a condom
*An Amish person getting hit by a car
*A Jew getting electrocuted by Christmas Lights

Do you think that Homeless people really get Knock Knock jokes??

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA PMSL!!!!! Ohhh no i think i have to go change me pants :p

[Mx_Rider105]

haha yer insane it would of been funnier if u actually did it instead of r joke cause man that would of been funny and the owner for the car would of been hell pissed

And mx_222 ur first one was beta then ur 2nd one i liked it more and it was funnier when it said its need ironing