How to: Look like a swapper

[fmxer101]

1. Go to appin or something in that nature.
2. Roll up in a shitbox van or ute
3. Pull out your 1987 cr125 with badass mulisha stickers
4. Start bike with no jersey on (looks cooler)
5. Rev the tits out of it (rev tuning is the only way to make sure your bikes running perfect)
6. Get your gear on.
7. Put your goggles on with the strap hanging down around the bottom of helmet
8. Hold it pinnnnned through the pits, while blowing smoke everywhere
9. Get onto the track and hold it 2nd pinned on all the straights
10. Come back in and sit down, pull out a durrie. And say "f#ck yeah braaaaaaaaa that was sickkkkk!

That is all.

[Cannotjump]

1. Go to appin or something in that nature.
2. Roll up in a shitbox van or ute
3. Pull out your 1987 cr125 with badass mulisha stickers
4. Start bike with no jersey on (looks cooler)
5. Rev the tits out of it (rev tuning is the only way to make sure your bikes running perfect)
6. Get your gear on.
7. Put your goggles on with the strap hanging down around the bottom of helmet
8. Hold it pinnnnned through the pits, while blowing smoke everywhere
9. Get onto the track and hold it 2nd pinned on all the straights
10. Come back in and sit down, pull out a durrie. And say "f#ck yeah braaaaaaaaa that was sickkkkk!

That is all.

Bad experience?

[Hillz]

nothing wrong with the old bikes, a real swapper would have a flash new bike (With polished frame) but have no idea how to use it lol

[yz250smoker]

yea like a new 2010 250f holdin it 2nd gear on the limiter down straits and in the air till it blows up and act like wtf lol

[Fat Rat #008]

i'm thinking the mighty XR200..... lol

[Lake666]

ya saw me out ridin the other day ay? me bikes an 88, goggle strap down below helps control me mullet!

[Pariah]

Maybe said person is a broke ass 1st year apprentice learning to ride...2nd gear flat would seem sick to a first timer!

[FMXelliot]

Before each ride you must check that the rev limiter is still working for at least 6 seconds

[morgs]

nothing wrong with the old bikes, a real swapper would have a flash new bike (With polished frame) but have no idea how to use it lol

ahh deep down i know thats me lol
i only have long hair to cover my redneck!!

[cozza123]

i love it when ferials turn up at the common on 400 dollar thumpstars sayen they tryed this and that and then there like gimmie a ride of ya bike ya ****
and then they try and follow u cracks me up all the time

[Pariah]

i love it when ferials turn up at the common on 400 dollar thumpstars sayen they tryed this and that and then there like gimmie a ride of ya bike ya ****
and then they try and follow u cracks me up all the time

I know that one - its usually followed by a **** off mate... and rooster tail... lol

[morgs]

i love it when ferials turn up at the common on 400 dollar thumpstars sayen they tryed this and that

haha specially when they explain that they got away from the cops on their bike last weekend lol

[cozza123]

haha yer always funny

[m1dg3tm4n]

you forgot the the work boots shorts singlet and the flame helmet with so many stickers they over lap, and oil pissing out the overflow

[FMXelliot]

you need speed holes in exhaust pipe also, without speed holes how you gonna huck over those big triples?

[Honda_150_Rydr]

Ahhaha yehh you getta few hicks out at appin sometimes that rock up
with thier thumpsters, The dad and his son both on them..
Funny how much fun they have on them things,, i fell sorry for most of em tho.

[the_real_etnies]

dont forget they have their bike coverd in stcikers from all their sponsors....


i also love the stories about how much stuff they get of their sponsor too.....

[pepperman]

1. Go to appin or something in that nature.
2. Roll up in a shitbox van or ute
3. Pull out your 1987 cr125 with badass mulisha stickers
4. Start bike with no jersey on (looks cooler)
5. Rev the tits out of it (rev tuning is the only way to make sure your bikes running perfect)
6. Get your gear on.
7. Put your goggles on with the strap hanging down around the bottom of helmet
8. Hold it pinnnnned through the pits, while blowing smoke everywhere
9. Get onto the track and hold it 2nd pinned on all the straights
10. Come back in and sit down, pull out a durrie. And say "f#ck yeah braaaaaaaaa that was sickkkkk!

That is all.

You left out that the bike has the number 69 on it. Thats always a classic.

[Skeletor666]

lol!! a dude who i rode with, rocked scuba diving goggles when goin for a ride.. funniest shit ive ever seen..

[fmx_22]

haha the silicon seal on them would stick to ya face so bad

[97-300-exc]

Before each ride you must check that the rev limiter is still working for at least 6 seconds
haha you mean 10 seconds

I know that one - its usually followed by a **** off mate... and rooster tail... lol
had that a few times

[fmx_22]

universal bar pad on pro taper bars.

[FMXelliot]

diy sticky tape bar pad on street bike clip on bars

[james74]

there has to be checkered artwork somewhere on the bike

[FreeriderBMX]

rather see them than the kid (see poser) who rocks up with the brand new bike, expensive gear and every possible mod under the sun but can hardly ride and usually gets lapped by the swapper... that always makes me laugh and there is just as many of them at appin as the swappers these days!

[james74]

rather see them than the kid (see poser) who rocks up with the brand new bike, expensive gear and every possible mod under the sun but can hardly ride and usually gets lapped by the swapper... that always makes me laugh and there is just as many of them at appin as the swappers these days!

Totally agree, give me a swapper over a poser any day.