naughty little rhymes...

[[CoRdOvA]]

> Mary had a little skirt
>
> with slits right up the sides
>
> and every time that Mary walked
>
> the boys could see her Thighs
>
> Mary had another skirt
>
> twas slit right up the front
>
> ....but she didn't wear that one very often ....
>
> ================================
>
> Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
>
> Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
>
> What have you got there?
>
> Said the Pieman unto Simon,
>
> Pies, you ****head.
>
> ================================
>
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
>
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
>
> All the kings horses and all the kings men,
>
> said "**** him, He's only an egg.
>
> ================================
>
> Mary had a little lamb
>
> It ran into a pylon.
>
> 10,000 volts went up it's ass
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> and turned it's wool to nylon
>
> ================================
>
> Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
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> kissed the girls and made them cry.
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> When the boys came out to play,
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> He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
>
> ================================
>
> Jack and Jill
>
> Went up the hill
>
> to have some hanky panky.
>
> Silly Jill forgot her pill
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> And now there's little Frankie.
>
> ================================
>
> Old Mother Hubbard
>
> Went to the cupboard
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> to fetch her poor dog a bone.
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> When she bent over
>
> Rover took over,
>
> And gave her a bone of his own.
>
> ================================
>
> Little Boy Blew.
>
> Hey. He needed the money.
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[YAMAHA-KID]

lol they are funny...lol

[fmx_mulishachic]

thats great

[YAMAHA-KID]

you must be pritty sick lady

[Mungoman45]

hehe, made me giggle like a 9yr old school girl. ;-)

[YAMAHA-KID]

heheehhe kool

[gumby#329]

mary had a little lamb its fleece was black as charcol
and everytime it jumped the fence sparks shot up its arse hole


once upon a time where the birds shit lime and the monkeys chew tabacca
The devil ran past wit a chisel up his arse to see wot the hell was the matter
the wind blew north thewind blew south
the wind blew the chisel from his arse to his mouth

i wish i were a little english sparrow
english sparrow
i wish i were a little english sparrow
english sparrow
i'd sit up on the steeple
and shit on all the people
i wish i were a little english sparrow

i wish i were a little bar of soap
bar of soap
i wish i were a little bar of soap
bar of soap
id slippy and id slidy
down everyones backsidey
i wish i were a little bar of soap

:p

[Taryn411]

love the soap one ;)

[the_joe_show]

lmao - those rule!

[Simo]

yearp they are mad!

[XR Darcy]

Gumby... theres more verses to that song than you think...

[mulisha_mike]

Wistle while you work
hitler was a jerk
musline bit his wenny
now it doesn't work

[ALLEN]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very funny

[bakflip_kimble]

b e a u tiful had a good giggle or 2

[Boost FMX]

Lol champps, thanx 4 tha laugh, my fav 1 is tha jack n jill one

[billy]

all them rhymes were good

[billy]

post sum more if u got them

[kona]

some nice rymes there..very funny...good work

[redbull_fmx]

hmmm very nice little rhymes

[fmx king]

keep it up peoples im loven em

[rach]

ok so this one is prety gross: a bloke i knews' mum told me:
ok so point to left breast then right.. then.. down there.. and then yo arse.. while she said: "milk .. milk.. lemonade.. out the back wheres the chocolates' made... " ..err
why is it al the mums that teach us this stuff??
lol..

[[FMF_FATTY]]

nice man good rimes

[ALLEN]

yeh we used to sing it when we were kids:milk milk lemonade,round the corner chocolates made.lol.

[bla_bla]

lol these arnt as good as urs but oh well................


Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

[bla_bla]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

[bla_bla]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
jack came down all pissed off
'cause Jill couldn't make him cum!

[bla_bla]

hickory ****ory dock
some chick was suckin my cock.
the clock struck 2
i dropped my goo a
nd dumped the ***** on the next block

[bla_bla]

Humpty Dumpty ****ed a fat whore
Humpty Dumpty ****ed her some more
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Bent the ***** over and ****ed her again

[bla_bla]

Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack
The cupboard was bare
She didn't despair
She let Rover munch on her crack

[bla_bla]

mary had a little bike
she rode it back and front
and every time she pulled the breaks
the seat went up her ****

[bla_bla]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a lot of fun
jack came down all pissed off
'cause Jill couldn't make him cum!*******************

[deathtroop666]

you allready said that one

[bla_bla]

yer but i made a mistake

[twisties]

hahaahhaah that is good shit ya

[FoXRaCiNG.2]

pmsl

[crusty_kid]

lol hahha theyre all wicked

jack and jill went up the hill
so jack could lick jills f***y
jack came down with such a frown
coz jills a f***en tranny

[luke ureks hot]

hahahaha

[freestyle_rulz]

haha nice, use this ones for chiks....


be a woman,
not a nun
spread ur legs n have sum fun!!!

[bla_bla]

lol funni
mine were pretty bad compared to everyone elses lol