tell us your worst...or funiest stacks!

[IM_A_3_STYL_R]

i thought this would be a cool little thread hehe, as i know stack stories always brings everyone together as we say *oh, ive done that* or *oooohhhh, i bet that hurt his ####* lol.
The weirdest one i had would beonce again on my bike old xr350 lol. Coming down the main straight, and because its used as a practice track for these thumpernats guys, its whooped as crap, i managed to hit the tiniest rut, got the biggest tank slap in 3rd all most about to go into 4th, i remember the bike stepping out but i regained it, then i remember looking back at the bars... while still holding onto them. At this stage your craping your pants knowing that the good old 4-stroke is going to play follow the leader... luckily and i dont know how, the bike apparently bounced over the top of my head and kept going rolling and flipping down the track. I got nocked out, and came to a little latter with the guys around me. Apparently my 1st reaction was * ha, that was cool* lmao. i cant even remember the speekign part or anything till we went home hehe. But being a good old 1983 xr350, it started 1st kick. Nothing broken, nothing twisted or snapped. So although it was one of the scariest stacks i had, it was one of the best i have had lol. see ya's i gotta go :drink:

[Simo]

My funniest stack was when i was 5 on my pw50 i was hookin down the nature strip flat stick and i hit one of those things the fire trucks plug into. i couldnt see it because it had long grass around it and i smacked into it and i did about 2 forward flips and got mass winded. I nearly got knocked out and the throttle on the bike had jammed and my bike was spinnin round in circles. I reckon thats my funniest stack!

[Quadkiller]

I've had more than I can remember, the worst road bike accident was a front on with a car when I had my 'P's - dented her windscreen a bit.
Worst 4X4 bike was chasing a roo, went over the handlebars, bike landed on me and I got knocked out, 2 days in hospital, plus a busted shoulder.
1 - fell of CR80 on gravel (10y), 1 stuffed knee, coulple days in hospital, 8 week recovery.
2 - MX was overshooting a jump and fell off with bike on me, 3 trips to a chiro for bad neck.

[Dorman]

my funnest stack when i jump this lil table top a flat bottomed it and run into a fence, when i got my bike outa the fence look at it everythin seemed ok but i didnt see the throttle cable was stuck and my kickstart was screwed from the day befor, i told my mate to roll start brrraaap there goes a back fender think it scared him a fiar bit too

[Simo]

lol

[spana]

ok this is my story. my friend and i made a 10 metre gap.i knew it was impossible so i opted he go first. he lined up and i knew he was nervous, just before he left he screamed to me and my bro "i love yas". screamed at the jump full speed, (we both had xr 100s)
and cased so bad but didnt fall off???? anyway it was funny for me at the time

[Simo]

hahhaahaa one of my mates m8's did that pissa

[KTM_520_rider]

where do i start...

Been doing endos for years ...so one day we pulled up at me m8s house heaps of people there so i thought id do a stoppie....straight over the hangers i went...on a main road...oh well...

K;doh; ;doh; ;doh;

[[CoRdOvA]]

not really funny unless you saw it...
but it wasnt even when i was on my bike.. it just attacked me! leant my bike up against a fence at our track.. on a bit of a slope and the grass was very dry and slippery.... turned around to walk away but the bike decided to follow me... tried to stop it form falling, and it took me out and squashed me... in front of about 8 other riders (all guys... and im a girl, so that was DAMN embarrassing) then to make this moment even more embarrassing... i tried to make a quick getaway... and for some idiotic reason i turned my fuel switch off when i leant it up against the fence (and forgot).. so here i am kicking it over and it wont start... when one of the guys says "try turning on your fuel"...... ugh..... worst day riding ever!!! :( i have had other funny crashes involving monos going too far and falling on my behind,,, and letting off the gas going over a jump (WHY??!!) and looking like i was attempting a front flip..... good times!:o

[FoXRaCiNG.2]

i was racing in the mud and i was heading for a berm when my throttle stuck from mud and dirt and i went flying over the berm and hit a tree in mid air! everything suddenly stoped apart from me i kept goin over the hangers hit the dirt and rolled into a fence! lol

[fmxmaitland]

Jumping of a single at my house and landed croseed up on the back wheel and hit a tree {3rdflat} put a hole in my leg that was the size of my fist but i didnt know what had happend . after all this i had to walk back to the house bout 1km and ring the ambo all i ende up with was a sore leg a day in hospital and 18 stichers internal and external.

[robson]

lol, these are the funniest stories ever. i am seriously sitting here pissing myself laughing. I dont really have a story although i do have one where i was praticing my endo's on my RT 100 and we happend to be having a christmas party. Anyway, flew down the paddock, got upright, started to lean back, but bike just didnt want to, ended up getting nail right in front of everyone. Im sure everyuone knows how it is.
and another, but this time not me. A mate was building a new table top or double and had another mate over at his place. they were riding around his track and they came to this new/not finished jump. The mate that owned the place knew to take it slow as it is short, but the visitor had no idea and hit it in 4th gear. ended up over jumping it by like 8 metres and breaking both his arms~!!!! it was quite funny to see him walk around school, and it was also funny to joke that he couldnt wipe his own arse. lol lol

[Aus_Yobbo]

well APPARENTLY went riding with a mate, went down some track through the bush, a fire break or something. No one actually knows what happened, but it would seem that a hit a pile of compacted dirt, which launched me and the bike. My mate turned round and saw me lying in a heap about 30 feet from the bike. He told me to try and stand up, which i did... and failed dismally. Unbeknownst to him my tibia and fibia were broken, along with my collarbone.. AND id bruised my brain (hahah) the part to do with short term memory, hence me not remembering the crash, or any of that entire day (just woke up in hospital) took 2 of those green whistle things to shut me up when the ambo came to drag me out hahah. So yeah that was my leg in a cast for 8 weeks (4 in wheelchair, 4 on crutches.. hard to do with a barely healed collarbone lol). bloody bike came out just fine though hahah

[fmx_freak]

well iv had 2 funny crashes and 1 bad
1st funny 1 was at the local track it was mud as hell after 1/2 inch rain and i was comin down the staight 2nd gear pinned about to change when i was goin threw a big mud puddle that i couldnt see where the ruts were goin and i hit somethin and i went FLYIN over the hangers and landed in more mud and when i looked up there was lee hogan standin under the shelter pissin himself laughin at me

2nd funny 1 was when i was doin a 3rd gear mono in front of some of my uncles vietnam vet mates when i flipped it

my worst crash was when i over jumped a double and landed in the middle of the double down ramp and the hill for the tripple down ramp i went over the bars and into the hill and KO myself for 7 mins and broke 2 ribs and badly bruised liver and a HUGE Scare on my arm

[Aus_Yobbo]

oh yeah was down the back in the lake one day and was just sittin on the bike, dumped the clutch and span round, but my front tyre hit a stump and that kicked me up into an out of control, unintentional mono.. straight into a barbed wire fence. Left me with a shitload of cuts, gashes, scars and scratches over my bike, luckily was only my old CR125

[crustydemon_69]

funniest:

first time at the lancelin dunes, following yamaha_85 around....followed him to corner the top of a huuuuge dune, where i stupidly back off, and the bike just bogged...HUGE rev out, and i went rolling alllll the way down to the bottom, with the bike @ the top :D

[redbull_fmx]

my funniest stack woulda been when i was on my ds 80 i came flying around this corner to head back up to the car where my dad and my mates old dad were sitting up the top watching me come round the corner and i came round the corner and as i strightned up i musta hit the side of a fence post cause i took the corner to wide and i knocked my self out and 10 sec later i got up tripping and asked a mate how much a new gear lever was then got back on the bike then took of and stright back into the fence

[Mun_#146]

I hit a tree 5th gear flat broke my hand and knocked me self out the funny thing is Trees dont move

[fmx_rick]

The funniest stack i've seen didn't actually happen to me but Steve (the_snitz).
I was at his place jumping when we decided to fart-arse around and try and roost eachother. I can't remeber what exactly happened but somehow i ended up on a quad and i was parked at the bottom of the downramp. He was on his bike and clearly had me lined up for the roosting of a life time. Unfortunately for him i quickly grabbed a handful of dirt and chucked it at him. I guess he probably should have wore his goggles - but too late. Got him right in the eyes when he had just committed himself to roost me. Well he went arse over right in front of me and ended up sprawled on the ground with the bike at his side rubbing his eyes.
One of the wossiest but funniest stacks i've seen, best of all we got it all on camera.

[redbull_fmx]

dude send it to me so i can put int he am2pro vid and did steves sis bill take the vid

[fmx_rick]

i'll have a looksi for it
it was either bill taping it or my sister

[redbull_fmx]

kool thanks man but that bloody steve not wearing his googles not setting a good example at all

[dirtrider2002]

My worst was racing my friend down a trail, i was on an rm80 and he was on a dr250. Anyways, we started into an "S" turn, and I saw my chance to pass. I nailed it, and slid out. I don't remember anything after this, but my friend told me i hit a tree at about 45 mph, flew over my bars, about 13 feet high, landed about 20 feet away on the back of my neck and was knocked unconcious. I was out for about 40 seconds, and then had a siezure. Luckily I wasn't hurt, and the only thing i did was scrape my elbow. My bike was even fine, only that one fork was slightly bent.

[crusty_emu]

pity there wasnt a vid with all these stacks on it. Thats some goood watchin'!

Funniest -> WHen i first go a decent bike, 95 husky CR125. After seeing the bike vids I decided it lookd easy as. So I jumped on the dozer and went out and built a big ramp like the one on disturbing the peace that goes into the ground. Than put the down ramp about 120ft away. Jumped on the CR and went and hit it mid range in third. I ended up casing really hard on flat ground about 4metres from the top of the huge upramp. I didnt try it again!

Worst & also funny for everyone but me-> Coming round a blind corner on a familiar gravel road and running head on into a ford falcons bullbar tapped out in 3rd right on the apex. Why so funny... my sister was driving the car! The next months were spent in hospital than most of the year in a wheel chair.. my ankles and spine are now half ****ed. But least i can still ride.

[The Snitz]

Hahaha Yes fmx_rick was playing dirty that day, i woulda roosted him so bad, but yes he was the smarter one that day throwin crap in my eyes. I do have that vid on VHS, but i have no way of gettin it onto the computer. It's a pretty lame stack and i don't think the video can see the dirt he through very well, but i surely did fall off, and rick forgot to mention i landed on a big patch of prickles... i was pulling prickles outta my arse for a week! :( Hahaha

Steve

[The Snitz]

I must mention also, one of fmx_rick's stacks, he was over at my place and we were hittin the 50foot dirt all day long, and he was tellin me his bike felt like it was losing power up the ramp, i was like "get over it you cat, just gas it some more"... surely enough he gassed it some more and the worst sounding dieing of the engine under load i ever heard, then a BRAAAAAPPPPPPP looking up to see him half-way into front flip. I laughed my arse off and then decided to ride over check him out, here he was laying on the ground covered in dirt with some nice grazes up his arms... I immediately checked the bike out... it was relatively fine and that's what counts. :D
Just wish i got that one on video, it woulda been a keeper!

[fmx_kid89]

The funniest crash i had was when i went to a mates place and he has a dairy just at the back of his house so we cut the fence and rode in the dairy and he just got his brand new xr 100 and i had a rm 80 i wanted a go of his bike so i hopped on it and i was floggin it down this straight then all of a sudden outa nowhere a massive ditch came i rode straight into it. went over the handlebars i hit my balls on the handlebars and k.o myself and broke my mates front rim.

[ghost]

when i built my first double it sent me 30 feet strait up misd the down ramp by 10 feet landing on the flat snaped my bars off the clamps went over front of bike walked away a ok

[Insane]

Funniest thinking back was prolly when I ground my arse cheeks off.... Learnt to never ride 2 stroke RGV's on public streets, in the wet and like I was racing at the GP for the world title... lol Really really really really really learnt to never do it in tracksuit pants.... ;)

Worst stack has been posted on here before and even has pics.. click here so see pics (http://www.fmxaustralia.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=1369#post1369)

[Robbo66]

Hence your username is Insane.

[troop of doom]

my funniest stack was when i came home from school and was bored so i got out my moto and was doing monos up and down the drive wayand my sis drove in and i got distracted and monoed into the fence and broke my ankle lol

[gretel]

well mine wins, i was at a mates place and had had my xr100 for only a short while and was still getting used to riding at all and we were half racing through this flat paddock when i came over this ridge and saw this dead roo infront of me. i think the first thing i did was hit the front brake and knocked myself out. my mate said the roo was tangled in my back wheel and i was all doughy. i don't remeber a thing till we got back to the house. all i can say is that i was payed out for weeks!

[robson]

lol, YEP!! i did pay her out for a bit, coz it was at my place, and i was the one that had to make sure that she haddnt broken anything!! i dont think that she has recovered properly from that incident, coz she is still doughy! ha ha ha

[mulisha_mike]

ive never really had a bad one but ive had a few funny ones and here they are

my first one was only my second time at the local mx track and i was doin pretty good for bein in the mud and on a ds80 but i came over a 30 foot table top in 4th gear (ds 80's suck compared to real 80s) and i guess i had a flat tire and when i tried to preload my suspention my front tire slid out and i kinda did a unentenional whip but ended landin in the whip postion and my dad laughed his ass off at me.

my second one was the day i got my 250 after riding a 125 and that peice of shit ds 80 i didnt expect the real difference in the bottom end and i was hittin a little step stlye jump doin no footers and 1 handers and when one of my friends came hes like do a no hander and ive done em just not on my 250 and i tried to hit the jump faster and the bike just went straig up about 10 feet and like a dumbass i still did the no hander and fell of back wards kinda but i got a hold of the bars again but i landed on the back fender puttin a huge strech mark in not to mention landin on my feet behind the bike in regular shoes, my ankles killed for a week

o well;doh;

[troop of doom]

hahhaaha ive done that but compleatly snapped my back guard off !!

[gretel]

im not still doughy!!

[stooza]

hmm mine would have to be one from a few years back on my noble 87 CR250.
Basically it involved me scooting over a blind hill with just enough speed that my wheels were a good inch off the ground as i crested the top... and well to cut a long story short, my uncle and aunty were getting ready to take off on their bike exactly where i was scheduled to land... so yea, after realising my locked up wheels wernt quite connecting with the ground, i sorta bailed but tried to pull the bike with me as to avoid hitting my uncle and aunt.... needless to say i failed miserably and ended up with a screwed shoulder muslce, and gave my uncle a tweaked knee, and my aunty some serious bruising to her entire lower leg.... i'd never felt so bad in my life.
But we all look back now and laugh, so its all good:D

[destroyer]

This was my worst crash all summer. I went for a cliffhanger but missed my feet. I fractured my wrist. The wost thing was it was at a demo so there was like 700 or 800 watching me do it.

[Mungoman45]

Damn, ya can just emagine someone watchin that back on a video and pausing on that pic sayin' "Right about HERE, is when things started to go wrong LOL. Guess ya were lucky to just come out of it with just a fracture of something small, by the looks of that, it could have been a lot worse. How big was the gap?

[K-ran]

i guess i'd have to say my funniest and worst combined would be when me and a mate were doubling to go hunting on my 85 XL350 (woot!) and we were carrying a loaded rifel, did i mention we were wearing no protective gear whatsoever not even a shirt. anyway, his dog was running along next to the bike and we were doing about 65 then as i accelerated the dumshit dog tried to run infront of the bike and overtake us a split second later the front wheel went straight into the dog and we went flying about ten metres, then faceplanted and landed on the pointy gun. man it would have been funny to watch.

[mosh209]

hehe..i dont find that funny, i find that dangerous

[Mungoman45]

Exactly. It sure would be your Worst crash, but that is far from funny. No offence but thats just friggin stupid. I lost an uncle to a gun accident and guns are something ya dont play around with for obvious reasons. I bet your parents went ape shit when they heard what happened.

[mosh209]

sorry to hear that mungo..U took the other words outa my mouth tho..God damn stupid..
no offence bro

[redbull_fmx]

guns are jsut plain stupid to be playing around with i hsould kick you in the nuts for that

[mezza_fmx]

i only have one bad one and 2 funny ones i couldnt be botherd typeing up the bad one so ill just post a pic of the result but the funny ones happend just the other day the first one i was rideing around in my paddok doin sum jumps and my jump is right next to my dam so i went up to the jump 3rd gear and right at the bottom of the jump a huge gust of wind came and blew dust into my face and i wasnt wearing googles lol and i must of went up the jump on the wrong angle and i landed straight into the dam lol good thing is is that it didnt hurt and it was right in the middle of the day and i cooled my self down lol

the second one happend just b4 skool finished anyway i was rideing my bike past the local small skool (30 children lol) any way i was doin wheelies n stoppies and i had the whole skool watchin so i thought i wood do a heeps long nose wheelie so i got sum speed up put her in third i just didnt stop goin forwards then i let out the front break and i kept on goin forwards lol then i went over the haners and then they all pointed and lauged at me:( lol so yeh then i went to the local quarry n went rideing there

ok ill shorten the story of the bad stack any way i was rideing mi motobike wid a bunch of mate at a m8s place and i went up to this big gully thingy it was almost like a flat spine lol and i went up to it and went of the bars and landed flat on my back from about a 1 and half metre drop and then i saw the bike flipping around comeing towards me so i put out my hand and my ring finger on my left hand and my middle finger in my left hand got stuck in the back sprocket and chain lol and way on my ring finger i ended up haveing a compound fracture and on my middle finger the nail got ripped up and all up i ended up have 9 stiches and 1 pin and heres a pic of my finger
WARNING VERY GRAPHIC MAY WANT TO TURN HEAD

[mezza_fmx]

oh yeh that picture was taken about six weeks after the stack happend heres a pic of me about 2 hrs after the stack u cant see my finger here but i just look really messed up with a black eye and grazed chin i was really suprised cuz i was useing stock handle bars on my bike at the time (and i still am) and they didnt bend one bit and i broke the visor on my helmet and ripped a pair of gloves and was easy to replace lol

[destroyer]

Originally posted by Mungoman45
Damn, ya can just emagine someone watchin that back on a video and pausing on that pic sayin' "Right about HERE, is when things started to go wrong LOL. Guess ya were lucky to just come out of it with just a fracture of something small, by the looks of that, it could have been a lot worse. How big was the gap?

75ft

[BORN2RIDE]

hey
i was on my old DS 80 and went into a poddock with tonns of rocks

i hit sumtin wich sent me flyin over the hangers. straight into a unussually sharp rock square in the butthole. 16+ stitchers
(all i could count in the mirror) :)

[FoXRaCiNG.2]

hahhahaha didn't the doc tell ya how much u got?

[mosh209]

OUCH MEZZA

[Agip]

Ya, I bet your parents did go crazy or did they care.

[enslow]

ay this still about the gun incident, I ride With a gun on me back sometimes, but I dont have the magazine on so therefore there is no round in the chamber, And I usually use a 303, and if it went of by accident i wouldnt have a chance, but any gun can be dangerous, THE GUN IS ONLY AS DANGEROUS AS THE PERSON THAT IS HOLDIN IT. and in your case I wouldn't wont to be near ya when ya are holding a firearm. And ya shoudlnt take dogs out when ya are shootin, I've seen dogs shot before while out hunting... Mate I dont even have a round in the chamber when spotlight in the back of the ute... just be careful mate....cheers..

[FoXRaCiNG.2]

my racing number is 303 man that's y i go fast! lol

how come you don't keep a magazine in the gun when u go riding..(whats the ouint of takin the gun then?)

[mulisha_mike]

I bet he carries the magazine and rounds in his pocket or somthin smarter then puttin them in the gun

[enslow]

when Iam carryin a gun on me back while ridin I am riding to a decent shootin spot, like a swamp, or place where there pigs like to hang around, And I will park the bike a fair way off and walk very quitely to the area, shotguns are the worst to have loaded, unless it is a bolt action...I carry the mag in me pocket or in a bag, but the shooting 4 wheeler at the farm has a rifle hoslster on the front so thats a bit safer, all straped in...people wont hunt with ya if ya are not safe...

[[TOPGEAR]]

funny for you but not funny for me.

when i was riding i was following a friend he slammed on the brakes and i went into the back of him and got thrown foward. i hit my d.i.c.k on the tripple clamp and split it :( 9 stictches.

[enslow]

what ya split ya ****???????????????????????????????

[FoXRaCiNG.2]

S*** that's gotta hurt

[[TOPGEAR]]

yes it did hurt, some chick fixed it up for me cause the other doctors were busy. she was hot aswell, too bad i was only 11.

[gundy]

lol glad im a chick in some ways!
Well i only got a 50 so not too many stacks but a couple days ago my next door neighbour ( hes only 12) we were having races in his back yard on our 50's and i crashed into him and somehow got my fingers stuck in his wheel and broke my finger, in some ways its good cause school starts in a couple days now i got an excuse :D

[[TOPGEAR]]

my friends finger got caught in his sprocket and went through. had to sew it back on.

[FoXRaCiNG.2]

F*** i've jammed my finger in the sproket for a couple knobs but the whole way through. damn!

[mulisha_mike]

yea i had a couple of my fingers (my middle and the very tip of my ring finger on my right hand) go through the sproket on my push bike. dont ask i was being a complete moron and trying to put my chain back on while i was riding. any ways lost the very tip of my ring finger and my middle finger has a huge jagged scar and the finger nail is weird.
o well i got some simpathy from a chick:D

[[TOPGEAR]]

shit, while u were riding. did u crash real bad when it went through?

[K-ran]

just going back to the rifel thing, i know it doesn't make it ok but the gun was only a sluggy and the dog had broken off his chain when it heard the bike.

[K-ran]

sorry to hear about your uncle too mungo.

[Mungoman45]

Thanks man, it was a few years ago now, so we've all gotten through it ok.

[K-ran]

good to hear, and yes i have learnt my lesson.

[FreekstyleRm80]

My first ever/funniest crash was when i lived on a farm and we had a party i was 6 and i was on a lil 50. I said to them all "look at me look what i can do" so i raced around this thing (it holds all the cow sh*t it's pretty big square thing pretty tall bout 30ft long) an i hit a rock over the other side and landed face first in this cow paddy (sh*t) and then about 5 seconds later i ran up and they all laughed at me and my mum took me and washed it all off.

i still remember it and laugh (lol)
:ha:

[enslow]

thats good ya learnt ya lesson k-ran...what the hell were ya plannin to shoot with a air rifle???cheers mate....

[K-ran]

just rabbits and rats and other small rodents.

[fmxrulz]

heres mine i was at my mates farm on my old rt100 and i came flyin up the side of a hill and i didn't realise he made a lipe on the hill and i hit it 5th pined and i went sky high and landed at the bottem of the other side of the hill and when i landed i went over the handlebars when my mate found me ( i was ko) i still hade my hands on the grips

[phat_pat]

mine was i was sitting out the motocross track being cool on my xr 250 and i pushed off the side where my stand is and went to put my other foot down but the tred got caught on the peg and i landed on my side lol, i broke my brake lever and i didnt know it was a hydraulic front brake so i was lookin for the cable for 10 minutes until someone pointed it out for me :Z440: the worst thing was i was talking to the best rider here, he was laughing at me, very embarrasing.

pat

[d4fmx]

I was up at my house with the woolley bros ridin cos xgears was filmin us i have this 70ft double in my backyard well anyway i hit it 4 gear pin on my old trx400ex its a quad if you didnt no. i cleared it by about 10ft flat land was bout 40ft high. shattered my ankle to bits 2 plats 39 screws it was painful.. here a pic of my jump an ankle!!!

[dane]

Me and a few mates were doing a demo at my house we set the ramp infront of my place and were jumping over my house. My mate went 1st and hit my ****ing chimny :o

[dirty30mx!]

at a mates track in meeniyan when i was racin 80's , l i hit a wombat on the straight 4th tapped, and cartwheeld down the straight, wombat made grunting noise and walked off, i copped 3 weeks in the royal childrens..

bike got pretty slammed too.

[The Snitz]

I think if you have a funny crash, you should please Upload the Video if you have some ;)

[JSR]

I almost fell off the chair here in front of the computer the other day... I stood up to grab something and while I was up the chair moved and I only caught one arse cheek on it on the way down! I saved it... but it still hurt my shoulder a bit.

If you want steve I can take a photo of the chair for you?

[pitboss_girl]

funny stacks yay... i am queen of funny stacks... (just ask cat hehe)...
where shall i start... owe i know hehe... when wal first bought the pitty (my bike i have now... but when it was his)... i was trying to clear the largest table top on the mini moto track... i would keep bouncing off it (you know how you come up short bounce then bounce when yah land again and the bike kicks you in the ass) well this kept happening then i finally cleared it 2 times in a row... on the third attempt i don't know what happend but i went over hte hangers rolled and landed at the bottom of the downy on my feet...

i finally thought i got the whole bailing thing down pat on a lil 50... doing the doubles i farked up knew i was gonna crash so i bailed i thought i was doing good you know how you bail but your gonna land on yah feet and run down the down ramp which you can easily do when yah on a 50... well i screwed it up i was fine i was so bailing well then my foot got stuck in the hangers under the bar thingo and i got brought to the ground like a sack of potatoes seriouse i just was flying nicely in the air then went nowwwww trash head first into the ground...

another time a mate was trying to get me to clear the 3 doubles in a row so i was sortta speed checking him cleared the first 2 and on the third when over the hangers as he went into the burm all he saw was me and the bike cartweeling... he came over to see if i was ok and tryed being seriouse but he just started pissing himself laughing...

and this is classic for all of those who have ever riden a club 50 day at bdv... i think you may remember after a lunch break they sent the ladies and juniors out when the track was slosh... before the 3rd burm i had stacked it twice (but i wasn't the only one) first time i nearly t boned a feller because he came off there was a pile up of 3 or 4 bike and yup i was the chicky in the pile finaly got bike started with mud absalutly everywhere took off and within 6m, of tacking off i had came of again but landed doing the splits and here are some picies of that... owe i have had many funny/stupid crashes i have lost count (but i can get away with it coz i am female and ride a 50 :p )

EDIT: i forgot the most funniest one ever... i was drunk told no one to let me on a bike... some how i got on smashies (tyson;s bro) lil crf 50... he told me i has gonna get smashed if i crash it i ride 3m go to turn around to put it back (something like that i can't really member what happend) and i was going that slow i forgot to put my feet down bt as i was falling i gave it haha and well i hit the ground hard graze on my knee and couldn't stop apologising to smashy because i was hoping i didn't scratch his bike i didn't care if there was blood coming out of me just hope his bike was ok... lesson learned listen to your friends when they say don't let me on a bike hahaha...