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enslow
7th April 2004, 11:37 PM
Does anyone else watch that extreme darren feller, he use to be on some other show, but I just saw him on "hammish and andy", some new show...

He was doing "XTREME GOLF BALL DOGGING", it was the funniest shit I've seen in a while...

cheers....

enslow
7th April 2004, 11:43 PM
check out this letter off his site...

Dear Darren
My name is Peta and I've just started skating with the boys at my local skate park. I have long blonde hair and blue eyes. I think you are so extreme and you're really cute too. It's hard sometimes cause the other skater boys always say I'm a chick and I can't skate properly. What should I do?
P.S. I also love Justin Timberlake.

Thanks for your letter Peta mate but you are one mixed up dude. If you wanna stop your mates from calling you a chick then you have to stop acting just like one. You have to cut your hair man and stop listening to Justin Timberlake. That is so not fresh. You are right that I am very extreme but as far as me being cute goes, thanks man but that is the fulliest gay thing you said.

Mungoman45
7th April 2004, 11:48 PM
LMFAO, yes, good ol' Extreme Darren, used to be on that "Big Bite" comedy show late at night and it was also the funniest thing I had seen in one of those sketch comedy shows in quite a while. Last week on Hammish and Andy i think he was tryin to jump his pushy off a roof with a whipper snipper attached for power or something stupid. Deary me, i almost wet myself with laughter....keep on keepin on Darren, you're an inspiration to us all less extreme people :p

enslow
8th April 2004, 03:30 AM
found another...

Dear Darren
I am furious that my son Keiran followed your advice on how to jump over a car on his BMX. He attempted this trick while my wife and I were away and has ended up in hospital. Thank god he's alright but he's had to have a metal plate inserted in his skull. You are a bad example to young people and I hold you fully responsible for Keiran's injury.
Outraged of Richmond

Dear Outraged. Just chill man. Your son sounds like a fully sick dude (I don't mean cause he's in hospital) I can't believe he actually completed the stunt! That's mad! Think about all the family jokes you can have about his metal plate when he gets out.
For example: Anyone bring a plate for lunch?,
Look out here comes the Tin Man,
Skull the drink!…Oh Keiran can't.
And imagine how funny airport security's gonna be??

R..I..P
8th April 2004, 08:40 AM
L M F A O hahaha yeah i seen him aswell, his one mad dude

METAL_MULISHA13
8th April 2004, 02:00 PM
hahaha pmsl!! yeh i remember watchin him.

1 time he was doin his xtreme scooter or sumfin, some lady was washin her car and watchin him show off in front of her. suddenly he lost control of the scooter and knocked her side mirror off the car. haha alls he did was pick it up and pass it 2 her and said "this must be yours?" hahaha

Another 1 on big bite was when he was showin us how 2 downhill skateboard, so he got his gear on, asked his dad 2 see if he can tow him down (behind a car) the road 4 speed. his dad said no probs. so dazza got a rope, tied it on the cars towing thingy, held on 2 the rope and yelled out 2 his dad "Full acceleration Dad!!!" His dad fully gased it and he was flyin down the hill screaming out as load as he can "How do i stop this thing?"
hahahaha
I've got some more a remember, just asked 4 some more and i'll post 'em up
MM13

enslow
8th April 2004, 02:43 PM
yeh he is the best, I dunno how he keeps coming up with these things...lol

NOLIMITS
8th April 2004, 05:23 PM
Did anyone see the lesso drama on channel 7 after that... Wild soft ******* **** on tv is the only way to go late night... I just sat there on the couch for an hour going "why isn't this on every night"..

If you haven't caught it yet make a point of doing so.. I don't know what it's called but it's on 7 at 10:30ish on Wednesdays..

Go Extreme Darren..Go you good thing..

SaReZ_FMX
8th April 2004, 05:51 PM
extreme darren and liam are sooooooo funny i taped it last nite and watched it this morn i was luaghing so loud! and no limits the show is called "the letter L" i think im yet 2 watch it looks like a good show ;)

enslow
8th April 2004, 06:18 PM
Yeh I was talkin to andy last night and he said he was watching it at work, he recons it was alright...

I'll have to watch it next week...

Yeh extreme darrens "extreme golf ball dogging" was bloody awesome...

Mungoman45
8th April 2004, 08:05 PM
Ok Gentlemen i shall shed some light on the only situation that deserves info....the ******* situation....It's called "The L Word"..hehe close, but no cigar Sarah :p, and it's on at 10:30pm (I think *scratches head*) every Wednesday night on channel seven, there has been 3 episodes so far and the fans are calling it the next "sex and the city"....LOL, the things ya find out when ya read your mothers TV Soap, or New Weekly, or whatever the hell it was. Some more interesting info on it....there's a brunette in it, Ms Katherine Moennig that is actually Gwynith Paltrows Cousin ;).

SaReZ_FMX
8th April 2004, 08:29 PM
yeah i watched it just b4 bradles and i think its o.k and im not comparing it to sex and the city cuz sex and the city is uncomarable its the best show ever! not enough girl on girl action if u ask me too much poor me im a ******* so i whinge alot lol but its not a ****o is it? maybe im expecting too much :p

ALLEN
11th April 2004, 02:18 PM
its actually called the l word and it isnt to bad.any one remember when dazza made a skateboard out of a house door andtook it down to the local,that was funny.

ALLEN
11th April 2004, 02:21 PM
ah shit. i didnt read the 2nd page makes my post almost pointless.

Blue Haze
11th April 2004, 03:59 PM
I love it when he is trying to jump the car so he puts the motor on the bike and mixes his own fuel for extreme speed and it explodes on him hahaha ahhhhhh yes shut up andrew.

5th pinned
20th April 2004, 10:10 PM
go dazza you rule mate. and Mr G hahahaha i love that show i lmao every time i watch it. he has a website does anyone know it

Mungoman45
20th April 2004, 10:33 PM
http://www.extremedarren.com.au/ :p

5th pinned
20th April 2004, 10:44 PM
thanks mate

NOLIMITS
21st April 2004, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Mungoman45
Ok Gentlemen i shall shed some light on the only situation that deserves info....the ******* situation....It's called "The L Word"..hehe close, but no cigar Sarah :p, and it's on at 10:30pm (I think *scratches head*) every Wednesday night on channel seven, there has been 3 episodes so far and the fans are calling it the next "sex and the city"....LOL, the things ya find out when ya read your mothers TV Soap, or New Weekly, or whatever the hell it was. Some more interesting info on it....there's a brunette in it, Ms Katherine Moennig that is actually Gwynith Paltrows Cousin ;).

I love that show... The first time I saw it was like two weeks ago and I just sat there going.. "Man, all TV should be like this.."

Soft ******* **** wrapped around a soap.. What more could you want from a TV program.