S*it Sking

[mulisha_mike]

I work on a farm in the cow barn and to day there was a cow out of its stall, adn cows are very dumb and most are skidish for those that dont know, and I grabbed it by the collar and the floors were covered in a few inches of fress cow pies, and the cow took of running with me holding on and it was like sking but in shit. It was great fun:D

[redbull_fmx]

right

[ALLEN]

pmsl sukt in man did you get dragged or was it only your feet

[ryan]

haha i dont know why your telling everyone that but its funny.

[fmx_kid89]

yeah i know lol

[mulisha_mike]

i typed it cause i thought it was funny as hell and no i was on my feet untill i let go then i almost fell but i caught my self on the straw kart thing

[billy]

mike only an idiot gets dragged by a cow. o wait i got dragged through the bunk by a 17 ox of a cow

[mulisha_mike]

billy shut up i know all your dumb storys about working on the freise farm, you have done worse

[billy]

yeah i have but they aint as funny.

[billy]

like the time the wagon broke and in hit the tractor hooked up to the blower like 30 times. and bent up the unloader on the wagon

[kona]

hahahah..well done man...maybe you can start a new sport of cow shit rodea skiing..

[~Drunken_Angel~]

LOL... My friend used work down at the local Fresian dairy farm in the Lowlands, and late one evening after milking we went for a walk down- as she lives just down the road. Because they have 2 separate herds- one living on pasture and ones living on concrete we went in to have a look round.
Where the concrete ones stay at night- each evening it get washed out with recycled/ shitty (literally) water automatically.
and because the cattle are pretty quiet we were up having a look, when my friend slipped on the newly 'washed' floor- grabbing hold of the closest thing- which happened to be the ass end of a cow.
Grabbing hold of the Tail, The cow spooked piss bolting while my friend pretty much got dragged through cow sh*t and recyled water...
it was farking funny...

another time i went down with my class for a farm case study- and we went into the birthing paddock where a cow just had a dead calf... venturing closer when the mother walked away, i walked up, playing round with the newly born/ dead calf... when all of a sudden i didn't notice everyone else walking away fast. Looking up, i shat myself as here was this huge mutha of a cow running back at me coz i was with it's calf... Piss Bolting out of there as quickly as i could- leaving the mum with her dead kid.

lol... man...
also those cows are so dumb.. you'd be walking past the fence and they'd come up to you- so yyou ell at them and scare them sh*tless. The run awayy and do a lap of the paddock... only to run back to you and stand there looking... the must have some sort of memory problem...

okay thats enough
they werent really funny but hey- i thought i might share my cow experiences....:|
okay ill sh*tup now...
cyaz