Instruction Manual

[Mungoman58]

Hey peoples, I seem to have lost my instruction manual somewhere and I can't find it. I really need it cause I've found this new button on my D*%$ and I don't know what it does and I don't want to press it incase something happens to my D*%$. Anywho, does anyone have an instruction manual for a 1984 model D*%$, model number 58? If anyone can help me out with my problem I would greatly appreciate it, thanks.

[Mungoman45]

dunno man, my 1982 model, model number 45, runs fine, always has since i took it out of it's shrink wrapping. I feel i got ripped off but, as i didn't even recieve a manual, i just had to play with it and see what happened, thank god it didn't void the warranty. my advice would be, press it, or pull it however it works, hope to god it doesn't go off, and prey for the best i guess, just think, if it was something detremental to the overall life of it, it wouldn't be encorporated into the design...

[ALLEN]

yeh thats the same model as the one as i just got rid of i just read the manual its the ejaculation button only to be used when a woman is present or extremely lonely.lol

[ALLEN]

ha ha mungo i kept your manual bahaha

[Mungoman45]

Yeah, soon as i didn't recieve a manual, i just figured everything now a days is hooked up colour coded, so i just figured I'm meant to find something else pink to slot it into, THEN maybe it'll work.... i think all models run in this similar fassion.

[ALLEN]

yeh mine goes like a barstard when i do that

[Mungoman58]

Na its not the ejaculation button, I got automatic ejaculation buddy. Plus your a 1988 model, I'm 1984.....

[mulisha_mike]

....perverts, hahahahaha

[ALLEN]

pmsl

[Yamaha4life]

My 1989 model had to go into the shop the other day.

[The Snitz]

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!! for a retune? need the right lubrication for those things otherwise it gets to hot to fast and breaks down.
My 84 model has been goin fine tho the lack of tracks around here to ride is somewhat depressing.

[GStylEr]

One of the most disturbing threads I have EVER seen... but ok... I was wonderin, can ya flood em? I got a 85 model and I was thinkin will it shut down if the track is too wet? Oh well that's when it's most fun so stuff it I'll run that risk. And Steve, yes a lack of tracks can be depressing, but once ya find ya fave track it's alllll good. I do believe the button in question is reasonably consistent throughout most models and I've heard rumours that said button is meant to have a solely female operator??:confused: IIII dunno... Besides, blokes don't need no damn manual ay!;)

[The Snitz]

It's ok if the track is just moist, but you don't wanna hang around if ur gonna get rained out, might aswell pack up and drive home, sit in the shed with your machine and get it prepped for the next race meet. Like GStyler said you don't need an instruction manual, just get your suspension spot on for your weight and make sure the motor is running right and you'll be right.

Hmm... did i cross that line?? lol?

[Mungoman45]

Originally posted by The Snitz
might aswell pack up and drive home

They must've known alot of travelling was to be done, they allways got their bag packed. :p

[The Snitz]

:loool: Touche Mungo, Touche!!! hahahaha

[ALLEN]

i prefer a tight moist crack i mean track.lol

[Mossy]

this is really confusing you talking about d1*ks or cars haha?

[ALLEN]

why would we be talking about cars

[mulisha_mike]

liek i said pervs

[mulisha_mike]

mak i can never type like, what the hell

[ALLEN]

hey were not pervs we are talkin about bikes...lol

[donald]

ur all sic bastards

[mulisha_fmx]

shut up donald ya gay c**t u should talking about d1cks that u wana suck

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hahaha as i dont own one myself.. i am no expert.. but id say Gstyler is right .. that button is solely female operated.. leave it up to us.. hehe

[The Snitz]

Amen to Mich :p

[GStylEr]

I like the way you operate, hahaha:D

[punk_bun-e_mich]

haha well its not fair to make u boys do all the work..its a womans job to make the man happy .. right?? hahahahahaha (man all the chicks are gonna SLAM me for sayin that!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA)

[punk_bun-e_mich]

Originally posted by The Snitz
Amen to Mich :p
hey wen u comin down to melbourne again i missed out on meetin ya.. im one of jamo's mates hahaha all the boys said u were awesome! lol

[The Snitz]

Ahhh who knows which direction the wind will blow my sails in. I haven't got any plans as of yet, but hey something might pop up. Ahhh those guys are too kind lol, I think they were itchin to get rid of me real quick, but was a shame i missed ya ahh well, next time!! :)
Steve

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hahahahahaha nah they didnt want ya to go actually.. u were the talk of every1 wen i met the other fellas.. u were apparently "sooooo cool" haha.. so yeh next time i shall see ya