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snics
4th May 2006, 04:03 PM
Well I told my mate at the end of last year. That i would get him a girl friend if it is was the last thing i do.
So are there any girls out there looking four a boyfriend or just a friend. So please help.
Well he is 18.
He likes a girl who can look after herself,Rugby,bluiding,bikes and cars.
He doesn't drink or smoke.
Name is Ben.
3 brothers no sisters.
No-Fear
4th May 2006, 05:09 PM
WTF? other people can not choose girl friends/friends for other people, it's their choice!
why does he need a chick anyway?
doesnt he have legs and a mouth to go chat to chicks?
and last, i didnt know this was adult friend finder.
50 kid
4th May 2006, 05:54 PM
WTF? other people can not choose girl friends/friends for other people, it's their choice!
why does he need a chick anyway?
doesnt he have legs and a mouth to go chat to chicks?
and last, i didnt know this was adult friend finder.
HAHAHA so true man all the way i would not want a gf that some one els picked up for me
Star Guitar
4th May 2006, 07:24 PM
HAHAHA so true man all the way i would not want a gf that some one els picked up for meBut man.. what if your mate showed you a pic of the chick and she was super hot.. would you still decline?
attard
4th May 2006, 11:12 PM
WTF? other people can not choose girl friends/friends for other people, it's their choice!
why does he need a chick anyway?
doesnt he have legs and a mouth to go chat to chicks?
and last, i didnt know this was adult friend finder.
You know some people are just shy ...........there is no problem with friends hooken up there friends with chicks.......... :Z376:
FREESTYLEMX17
4th May 2006, 11:21 PM
haha hookin up over the net is even more pathetic
choppamx
5th May 2006, 12:29 PM
You can find hot chicks on the net... I found Sally here on the net and she is fine.....
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d2/choppamx/ugly.jpg
enslow
5th May 2006, 12:33 PM
Doesnt drink ay... Well there is his first problem. Tell him to get on the sauce, go out to a pub or club whatever suits him... And just get his wang out on the dance floor...haha.. Well maybe not that, but he has gotta get out and meet a few chicks mate...
What does he do for a job??
Best of luck with it mate, it will take ya a while till ya find him a decent one ay...
cheers>>TOMMO
The Snitz
5th May 2006, 12:34 PM
PMSL!! How did you find such a sweetie like Sally! You lucky boy.
I guess you just found out why you shouldnt' get involved with your mates love life... now you feel guilty and want to help him in something you probably don't care much about, and as if its going to happen over fmxaust? lol.. then again... knowing some of the people i know on here... err anything can happen online... haha.. Yeah! you know who you are!
GStylEr
5th May 2006, 02:33 PM
What does he do for a job??
Now what does that have to do with anything sir? Such a superficial world we live in, it's pathetic sometimes. Haha.
xBenx
5th May 2006, 02:35 PM
philipines is the way to go ol' china
The Snitz
5th May 2006, 02:37 PM
Now what does that have to do with anything sir? Such a superficial world we live in, it's pathetic sometimes. Haha.
If they're not saving the bloody country they're not worth it is what I heard Tommo say... yep... pathetic :p haha
nutty professor
5th May 2006, 02:51 PM
[QUOTE=snics]Well I told my mate at the end of last year. That i would get him a girl friend if it is was the last thing i do.
So are there any girls out there looking four a boyfriend or just a friend. So please help.[QUOTE]
Snics,you have embarked on a serious quest in a meritorious, noble and sympathetic fashion to bring true love to your dear friend.
You should seek a kind, gentle, understanding and compassionate young lady to soothe the lovelorn cockles of your buddy's heart.
A girl with poise, eclat and charm, a true soul mate for your comrade. if that doesn't happen just hook him up with the girl with the biggest boobs, that'll work.
enslow
5th May 2006, 03:45 PM
hahahaha, nice one nutty...
And steve, I never said that you bloody bastard...haha
Ok here is my last bit of advice... The footy is on tonight, there will be a few ppl at the pubs so down half a carton at home then head down to ya local pub mate. But the key to gettin some is making a good entrance into the pub.. I advise you to strutt in the front door naked, that always works mate...hahaha
cheers>>TOMMO
phat_pat
5th May 2006, 04:14 PM
*cough* first hand experience *cough* :p
enslow
5th May 2006, 04:47 PM
hahaha... you know it pat...
cheers>>TOMMO
The Snitz
5th May 2006, 04:55 PM
It's funny Tommo, haha...
90% of the stories you've ever told me, or things you've wanted to do involves 4 things:
1. Get drunk
2. Get Naked
3. Tell them off
4. Fight them
Hahaha, for the sake of really helping this friend of yours out, I recommend you don't listen to tommo :p
KORUPT-FMX
5th May 2006, 05:32 PM
lmfao, top work nutty, n i guess if ur mate cant find his own chick i guess no chick is really gunna want him? nar jus gotta look man, the perfect sumbody is there, and personally i wouldnt want n e one 2 find me a mrs, lol, and i no many ppl that hav gotten 2gether ova the net, its better, u can c if they r good b4 u hav 2 commit, :P
Evanzie #23
5th May 2006, 05:48 PM
1. Get drunk
2. Get Naked
3. Tell them off
4. Fight them
5. All of the above.
enslow
6th May 2006, 06:33 PM
hahaha, nah steve.. that is the best advice anyone could ever be given...
Ya havent lived until ya have done it all...hehe
cheers fellers>>TOMMO
jbluva
6th May 2006, 06:49 PM
hahaha! take it from a chick mate, he really needs to do this on his own!
oh, and thats the best damn advice i've eva heard tommo..
Peace Out
Tianna
redbull_fmx
6th May 2006, 07:02 PM
Well i advise everyone to listen to Tommo, He is the king of sex, whether it be with male or female or both at the same time he always manages to pick up roots
enslow
7th May 2006, 01:29 AM
hahaha, you dirty hoo'er Matt...
I say you get out there and start gettin a sheila mate...
cheers>>TOMMO
redbull_fmx
7th May 2006, 06:34 PM
hahaha, you dirty hoo'er Matt...
I say you get out there and start gettin a sheila mate...
cheers>>TOMMO
Picked up 2 last night mate, One even asked me to give her twelve inches so i *said I would invite her on a date to Subway and we shared a footlong Sweet Onion teriyaki* Kiddies are on here remember you horny bugger.
Cheers Matt
Randy Starbucks
8th May 2006, 09:17 AM
Oooooooo Mattels lol... hehe
snics
8th May 2006, 01:51 PM
Um he is a student studying flim and TV at tec.
That is sum gud advice from you guys.
I got him a girl Firend the other day from my flat she is a good mate of mine.
The Snitz
8th May 2006, 01:55 PM
lol good work, lucky to get him a girlfriend, not usually that easy, but now i bet there'll be a few lads on here using those same tactics lol :p
GStylEr
8th May 2006, 03:00 PM
You know it Steve. ;)
punk_bun-e_mich
9th May 2006, 12:56 AM
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thats not fair hehee he got a gf!! lol.. just when i had my bags packed ready to move to new zealand hahaha .. oh wells.. maybe next time??.. any other fellas available?!?! hahahahaa.. stevey my snitzy friend.. stop being so mean and send petey down to me!!!!! hahaha..
The Snitz
9th May 2006, 01:03 AM
Hahaha, no, he needs a snuggle buddy up here, and there's only one level of the house between my bed and his lol... actually they're in the identical spot above and below each other hahah... yep, no loving for you my dear Michy... we're out to create a superbaby, we're not sure how it will be conceived, or who will bear it, but it will have Pete's bar tricks and rubber-man qualities, my grab tricks, it will have the speed of punk drumming from pete and my rock drumming with funky grooves, not to mention both of our love for toasted sandwhiches, beer and port lol
Snooze you lose Michy
punk_bun-e_mich
9th May 2006, 01:08 AM
*sighs*.. buuuuuuuuuuut he said he would come see me if he ever has a long weekend.. so NER i will kidnap him then.. u will NEVER get him back *evil laugh* hehe.. thats ok snitzy.. hehe super baby eh?? *strokes chin* hehe very nice.. sounds like a strange concept.. but not one i havent thought of myself *winks* HAHAHAHAHA
..well i will see you both in august.. maybe i will steal petey then?? hehe i will lure him with my promise of fairy bread.. snuggles AND massages.. oh thats right.. i have a bag of tricks too hehe..
oh and snics.. that was a nice thing u did for ur mate hehe i need mates like u hahahhaa
punk_bun-e_mich
9th May 2006, 01:19 AM
oh oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY snics!! hehe the big 1-9 hehe!!
snics
9th May 2006, 01:29 PM
thanks i drunk 7 bottles of wine with my mate jess she cook me tea. :drunk:
The Snitz
9th May 2006, 01:33 PM
Ah Happy B'day mate! Nice work on the Wine too!!! haha
And Michy, lol don't go forgetting who has a 2 year diploma in Remedial Therapy (Sports Massage) ;)
GStylEr
9th May 2006, 02:03 PM
I know who I'd rather be massaged by. Sorry Steve. Lol. But ya never know, Pete might prefer different... :p
Randy Starbucks
9th May 2006, 02:22 PM
HAHAHA so true man all the way i would not want a gf that some one els picked up for me
haha I have no chance then hahahahahahahaha........... awe
punk_bun-e_mich
9th May 2006, 03:51 PM
Ah Happy B'day mate! Nice work on the Wine too!!! haha
And Michy, lol don't go forgetting who has a 2 year diploma in Remedial Therapy (Sports Massage) ;)
hehehe it doesnt matter.. im just good with my hands dammit!! hehehe .. grant better mean me or else !! HAHAHAA.. :Z33:
eightball
9th May 2006, 06:33 PM
michy you can massage me anytime bub ;)
enslow
9th May 2006, 06:37 PM
hahahaha...
Steve does have good hands when it comes to massaging, he sorted out my back when it was stuffed.
Although he did keep saying "happy ending? happy ending?" the whole time.. I wasnt sure what that meant but i just said "nah mate" anyway...hahahahahaha
Have a bloody goodin ay.
cheers>>>TOMMO
punk_bun-e_mich
9th May 2006, 08:12 PM
michy you can massage me anytime bub ;)
least someone would appreciate me hehehe!! yayyyyy :Z433: your the best toddles hehe..
oh no.. i have mental images of stevey greasing up a big burly guy and givin him a rub down hahahahahaa :Z369:
Shaye_b baby
17th May 2006, 11:45 AM
oh no.. i have mental images of stevey greasing up a big burly guy and givin him a rub down hahahahahaa :Z369:[/QUOTE]
haha gee thanx michy, now u've just given everyone reading this the mental image of steve doin that!!! lol
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