Duffy
19th November 2003, 01:09 PM
Yerr just was thinking of starting up a joke thread I donno if it has all ready been done before but I might as well start a new one hay…so hear we go… hear is some I found on some web site the other day...lol
What's the speed limit of sex? - 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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How do you embarrass an archeologist? - Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
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What's the ultimate rejection? - When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Why is air like sex? - Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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How can you tell if your wife is dead? - The sex is the same but the housework isn't done.
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How is a woman like a condom? - Both spend more time in your wallet than on your ****!
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What do you call babies born in a whorehouses? - Brothel sprouts.
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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment. ....What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$4.95 a minute!!!!!
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Why is it called a Wonder Bra? - When it comes off, you wonder where her Boobs went.
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Why don't women blink during foreplay? -They don't have time.
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Who is the most popular man at a nudist party? - The guy who can carry two pitchers of drinks and a foot of donuts!
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Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Just like men - they don't stop for directions.
What's the speed limit of sex? - 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
.........................................
How do you embarrass an archeologist? - Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
..........................................
What's the ultimate rejection? - When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
.........................................
Why is air like sex? - Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
.........................................
How can you tell if your wife is dead? - The sex is the same but the housework isn't done.
.........................................
How is a woman like a condom? - Both spend more time in your wallet than on your ****!
.........................................
What do you call babies born in a whorehouses? - Brothel sprouts.
.........................................
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment. ....What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$4.95 a minute!!!!!
.........................................
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? - When it comes off, you wonder where her Boobs went.
.........................................
Why don't women blink during foreplay? -They don't have time.
.........................................
Who is the most popular man at a nudist party? - The guy who can carry two pitchers of drinks and a foot of donuts!
.........................................
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Just like men - they don't stop for directions.