Worst Pick up line u've eva heard???

[sugarNspice]

Ok girls, I wanna know what is one of the worst pick up lines you've ever heard!

I went out on wed night, and a guy came up to me and said, If you were a burger at maccas you'd be McBeautiful.lol.

He was really embarressed cause I just pissed myself laughing and walked off. Honestly??

Sad sad sad sad...............

[UrEk n TwItCh]

LMAO!! man that line is crack up .. definatly goin in my list =)

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hahahaha i know hey?? whats with them pick up lines!!. .i hate the sweet ones.. i love the funny ones.. ive had a few shockers said to me before.. hmm but im trying to think of them.. i will get back to ya!! hehe

[UrEk n TwItCh]

hey how bout u come sit on my nee but not my right nee or my left nee.... my weenee =)..... hows that ?

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hahaha gold.. I just remembered one my friend copped.. she works at crown casino and was working the roulette table when this drunken guy was like "Wat time do u finish love??" and was hassling her!! hehe then he goes "if ur right leg was christmas.. and ur left leg was easter.. id love to come see ya between the holidays!" hahaha that fully rattled her.. she was so embarrassed!! lol

[sugarNspice]

hahahaha i know hey?? whats with them pick up lines!!. .i hate the sweet ones.. i love the funny ones.. ive had a few shockers said to me before.. hmm but im trying to think of them.. i will get back to ya!! hehe


I think they should drop the whole pick up line and just say hey im.....wats ur name and get chattin.......... 2 easy really!!!!!!!

Hey where is the thread wit ur wallpapers, been searchin for it all night...

[[FMF_FATTY]]

I think they should drop the whole pick up line and just say hey im.....wats ur name and get chattin.......... 2 easy really!!!!!!!

Hey where is the thread wit ur wallpapers, been searchin for it all night...

http://www.fmxaustralia.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909&page=16&pp=10&highlight=wallpapers

If this is the one it took me 2 mins to find it
(ill give you a little tip but shhhh dont tell anyone else we have got a search button) http://www.fmxaustralia.com/forum/search.php?

hehe cheers chris :type:

[sugarNspice]

']http://www.fmxaustralia.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909&page=16&pp=10&highlight=wallpapers

If this is the one it took me 2 mins to find it
(ill give you a little tip but shhhh dont tell anyone else we have got a search button) http://www.fmxaustralia.com/forum/search.php?

hehe cheers chris :type:

Oh your a funny man......... I had used SEARCH, I had about 10 Jack Daniels then was looking for it, and no the one I'm looking for is not there but thanx any way!

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hehe its in the test forum if ur talkin about the ones i made hehe.. fmf_fatty u is cheeky!!!

[sugarNspice]

hehe its in the test forum if ur talkin about the ones i made hehe.. fmf_fatty u is cheeky!!!

Sure am, I reckon they're the best....


THANX :Z33:

[[FMF_FATTY]]

hehe its in the test forum if ur talkin about the ones i made hehe.. fmf_fatty u is cheeky!!!

Me cheeky ? nooo way haha :blah:

[blake_yz250f]

Hey you dropped somethin. what ?. my jaw, he he he alrightttt.

[sugarNspice]

Hey you dropped somethin. what ?. my jaw, he he he alrightttt.


Haha thats gettin a bit better??

[gumby]

lets play trains, you sit on my face and i will choo choo choo!!

[redbull_fmx]

i love you i really wanna go out with you, pity your ugly meh ****

[bg_V]

Matt that line was atrocious!!! hahahahha

OK.. I have heard a few but I have one that I have been dared to try out when I go to the UK.

Backstory... Friends and fam reckon I'll have a pommie accent 5 mins after being in the country. I think I'll either get one or go more aussie occa.

So I joked and said that my pick up would be...

"G'day mate, how about a root?"

I have been dared to try it out. I think that will have to be a very drunken night I do that.

I'll keep you posted on how that goes... hahahaha

Kell
Packing up the last of my life... :(

[sugarNspice]

Matt that line was atrocious!!! hahahahha

OK.. I have heard a few but I have one that I have been dared to try out when I go to the UK.

Backstory... Friends and fam reckon I'll have a pommie accent 5 mins after being in the country. I think I'll either get one or go more aussie occa.

So I joked and said that my pick up would be...

"G'day mate, how about a root?"

I have been dared to try it out. I think that will have to be a very drunken night I do that.

I'll keep you posted on how that goes... hahahaha

Kell
Packing up the last of my life... :(

:Z33:
Good luck with it all Kell, rip it up over there Aussie Style.

Try keepin ya accent, My friend went there for 2years and still sounds da same, a little posher, but still an aussie.

Enjoy and Safe travelling
xoxo :Z433:

[hondahun710]

I copped this one the other night " Do u have a parking ticket for those two cars on your chest? Coz they mightyyyy fine" lol, sad but it was funny

[Freestyle-Moto]

be good if you had a remote control for girls with buttons like sleep talk lol most of the girls here in craigieburn are complete bastereds been a few guys thats killed themselfs cause of it then i bought a girl a ring then she stood on it the ***** jesus i felt ripping her eyes out c**t vanessa DIE DIE DIE

[sugarNspice]

be good if you had a remote control for girls with buttons like sleep talk lol most of the girls here in craigieburn are complete bastereds been a few guys thats killed themselfs cause of it then i bought a girl a ring then she stood on it the ***** jesus i felt ripping her eyes out c**t vanessa DIE DIE DIE

Nasty *****'s your way it seems.

Well young man you need to broden your horizon's.........

Get out of the small town rut, find a decent chik, and I am one, so they do exist.

[Freestyle-Moto]

be very drunk to use that pick up line lol cool that reminds me of the time i was out drinking watching a few burnouts and walking home the cops stoped me and they did them stupid tests sir please stand on foot and count to ten i got to woo then i said something to him that he found offensive then i got arrested tooken to the police station and my parents where contacted :( not a good experence

[Freestyle-Moto]

decent chicks dont think theres any in melbourne all the ones ive came across are either stuck up or complete f**kers or sl*ty and cheaters and ones who stand on rings you worked your ass off to get it and ones who embrarss you and make an idiot out of you wow i think i just described half of the girls in melbourne LOL

[punk_bun-e_mich]

excuse me.. maybe thats cos u live in craigieburn!!! LOL.. dont bag melbourne chicks.. specially at your age.. trust me they grow out of it!!! .. haha.. except.. your generation is heaps more "curious" then the previous.. i know i wasnt do HALF the stuff you guys do at your age hehe..

[Freestyle-Moto]

nah there all like that they judge you on everything your kissing and all that bullshit or if you like to get high pass out on some train tracks they judge you on that too lol

[punk_bun-e_mich]

nah there all like that they judge you on everything your kissing and all that bullshit or if you like to get high pass out on some train tracks they judge you on that too lol
im from melbourne!!!! .. lol and im not like that!! .. but ur right tho ALLOT are like that.. im from a sh*t town myself haha and i hate it here and MOST of the people hehe.. but trust me .. there is a few nice ones in every town!!

[Freestyle-Moto]

the ones in craigieburn are like that and i kid you not there has been a few guys in my school thats slashed there wrist or tried to hang themselfs in the school toilets some have been sucessful by the way i seen the ambulance come out with this bodybag some girls are stuffed in the head

[sugarNspice]

nah there all like that they judge you on everything your kissing and all that bullshit or if you like to get high pass out on some train tracks they judge you on that too lol

Sweetie, any1 who judges you at all is not worth knowin....

Be all you can be and look for chiks in ANOTHER TOWN or sum shit.

Your only 16, it only gets worse my friend!!!! :Z105:

[[FMF_FATTY]]

i dont really 'use pick up lines" not that i pick up very often haha
my mrs came a started chatting to me when we first met i was quiet suprised on that one.
But usally if im brave enough i just go over and introduce myself and start witha lil general chat
lol not that ive had that much experiance

[Freestyle-Moto]

SugarNspice everything gets worse for me like one of my friends dying in that house fire it made front page on the hume leader it happened in craigieburn

[Freestyle-Moto]

to be honest if it gets worse when im adult then theres no point in living if things get worse id have a nervous breakdown

[shiftprincess]

ooohhhh kkkaayyyyy baxx to the pick up lines...

I got in a night club by a shimmying old guy
"Hey, sooo.. you wanna do it??"
(i thought it was quite good and cut to the chase.... but I politely declined and sent him the the direction of some ****s i know)

[Pro_shorty686]

to be honest if it gets worse when im adult then theres no point in living if things get worse id have a nervous breakdown
d/w mate not evrything's bad...i know im 13...but theres sum bad stuff and lots of good stuff out there

[jesse frmx]

"lower your standards", i did"

[punk_bun-e_mich]

haha jesse that one is harsh hehe.. OK guys.. well tonight i was on my nightly walk with my sister hehe.. and i walked past 3 guys walking with a slack of booze, i didnt take much notice of them and kept walking cos they looked barely 18! haha..

then one of the really gino wog ones goes "HEY BLONDEY!! the one in the black" (me) ... and i ignored him then he goes "want a root?!?!" .. and i go "not from you!" and he goes "come on.. you'll love it... i'll give you a 6 pack" (meaning his booze) AHAHAHAHA.. i wonder if that ever works for him??.. haha sad ...

[sugarNspice]

haha jesse that one is harsh hehe.. OK guys.. well tonight i was on my nightly walk with my sister hehe.. and i walked past 3 guys walking with a slack of booze, i didnt take much notice of them and kept walking cos they looked barely 18! haha..

then one of the really gino wog ones goes "HEY BLONDEY!! the one in the black" (me) ... and i ignored him then he goes "want a root?!?!" .. and i go "not from you!" and he goes "come on.. you'll love it... i'll give you a 6 pack" (meaning his booze) AHAHAHAHA.. i wonder if that ever works for him??.. haha sad ...

See what I mean about them, Despite them been young, wogs think their all the best especailly in bed, I would never touch a wog, NEVA!!

And if your a male wog and offended, I am half Italian and can call u that!!!!!

Those who talk the talk can't walk the walk. :Z440:

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hahaa same here.. im half polish .. so i can say it too MUAHAHAHA.. but yeh they make me so angry.. no respect.. gimme an aussie anyday!!

[5th pinned]

"Hey sweetheart... Got any aussie in ya??? no... ya want some???"
Adam...

[punk_bun-e_mich]

haha that might work adam.. *winks* hehehe :Z33: hehehe..

yeah hun im with u tho.. moto boys all the way.. aussie ones.. Mmmm

[5th pinned]

Ohhh buck yeah...
Adam...

[sugarNspice]

"Hey sweetheart... Got any aussie in ya??? no... ya want some???"
Adam...


hahaha persoanlly don't think that won't work but it did make me laugh!

[5th pinned]

I aim to please sweetheart...
Adam...

[The Snitz]

"Sweetheart" lol, that just reminds me of little Jesse hahahaha


Ok, Jesse_frmx's gold performance was when the slothies and him came up to my place, we were in Dikko's shagon-wagon, dropped into a bottle-o in gympie cause we needed some refreshments on that long drive at night to my place.
Anyway, the chick serves us:

Jesse: Hey Sweetheart, hows it doing tonight?

Chick: Yeah good, pretty slow, whats the big S on the side of the car

Dikko: Ahh it's for Sloth Industries, it's our company|

Chick: Oh ok... whats it for?

Dikko: Freestyle MotoX - do the jumps, and these are our team riders (just crapping on haha)

Jesse: Yeah darlin'... I'm pro, do you want an autograph

Chick: Ohh. that'd be great!!

Jesse: Ahh ****, I can't even find a Nikko pen, Ahhh crap i missed out on my first Autograph, Sorry sweetheart

Ahhh good drunken times :)

[punk_bun-e_mich]

aahaahaha how cute!!!

[Duffy]

"Sweetheart" lol, that just reminds me of little Jesse hahahaha


Ok, Jesse_frmx's gold performance was when the slothies and him came up to my place, we were in Dikko's shagon-wagon, dropped into a bottle-o in gympie cause we needed some refreshments on that long drive at night to my place.
Anyway, the chick serves us:

Jesse: Hey Sweetheart, hows it doing tonight?

Chick: Yeah good, pretty slow, whats the big S on the side of the car

Dikko: Ahh it's for Sloth Industries, it's our company|

Chick: Oh ok... whats it for?

Dikko: Freestyle MotoX - do the jumps, and these are our team riders (just crapping on haha)

Jesse: Yeah darlin'... I'm pro, do you want an autograph

Chick: Ohh. that'd be great!!

Jesse: Ahh ****, I can't even find a Nikko pen, Ahhh crap i missed out on my first Autograph, Sorry sweetheart

Ahhh good drunken times :)

lol drunken times are the best lol.... hey jesse next time make sore ya got a pen lol :jive:

[enslow]

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA...

Top work jesse... ya bloody champ...haha

Catch ya soon bud..

cheers>>>TOMMO

[Freestyle-Moto]

drunken times arnt the best for me last time i got drunk i got arrested been arrested 6 times now for being drunk in public and underage

[Skeletor666]

well thast pretty ****en stupid if u get caught by the po po six times

[sugarNspice]

drunken times arnt the best for me last time i got drunk i got arrested been arrested 6 times now for being drunk in public and underage


Sweetheart Word of advice, ur on a road to knowhere!!!! Seein it happen my family,BELIEVE ME, they start out like you arrested umpteen times as youngings and end up in Jail!!!!!!!!!!!

:Z33:

[Skeletor666]

umpteen

:Z33:
Whats UMPTEEN??? i'm not familiar with ghetto lingo

[sugarNspice]

Whats UMPTEEN??? i'm not familiar with ghetto lingo

Ghetto lingo, Nice 1,well mr smartass it means alot, This thread was meant for chiks, but it was cool when lads got involved. Now its another one of them stupid threads outta control by little boys, get back to the topic you nasty BOY!

[Skeletor666]

what cant u take a joke? your post still didnt answer my question?

[Axel57]

I think She said it means alot. And if you still have trouble here's a meaning just for you....

:Z440:


Umpteen is a slang term for an unspecified but somewhat large number, generally used in a humorous fashion or to imply that it is not worth the effort to pin down the actual figure. Usually it refers to the number of times something has happened, rather than a number of objects.

[sugarNspice]

what cant u take a joke? your post still didnt answer my question?

Read my post again little 1 first line?????


I have a great sense of humour, but don't take nicely to boys sayin im using GHETTO LINGO,


Good work axel :Z33: !

[TwitchFMX8811]

I was at a church camp last summer and they were having a best pickup line contest and the winner was.

"Were we gonna make out or were you just gonna smack me?"

[OnThePipe]

"Are your pants a mirror?? because i can certainly see myself in them" :Z440:

[CR_NZFreestyler]

ok so i have ben dared when i have a few too much to try some pretty out there pick up lines one was to go up to this really posh kind of girl u no that thnks they r gods greatest gift anyways here i am a bit pissed walk up and go to her "excuse me did u just fart cos u blew me away " hahaha u shud have seen the look on her face good times ........

[eightball]

drunken times arnt the best for me last time i got drunk i got arrested been arrested 6 times now for being drunk in public and underage


im starting to cringe every time i see your username on these forums mate. save it for dr phil

[click_click]

wanna wrestle with russell the love muscle

[eightball]

anyone whos met me knows that i drink a fair bit... often at inappropriate times (family weddings etc)....

i was at a graduation party a while ago where i knew like 2 people and thats it (i graduated 2 years ago, so its expected i didnt know anyone), and i got a bottle of vodka into me and started goin on the prowl for horny 17 year olds (shut the hell up. age of consent is 16), and one of my good mates (he knows what im like.... eat shit corey, i blame you) dared my to give my A material another whirl....

me: 'hey babe, nice socks, can i try em on after we ****?'
her: 'HAHAHAHAHA you're kidding right? hahaha'
me: 'do i look like im kidding?'
her: *slap*
me: 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you should be honered..... its not everyday someone like me talks to someone like you.'


can't say that line has ever worked for me.... im 0-4 now with that one (been slapped every time). ive had success with the 'nice legs, what time do they open?' line a few times though.... anything that gets a laugh is good

cheers, todd

ps. save it girls, i know im an *******

[[FMF_FATTY]]

hahaha ahh todd that one isa bloody cracker mate A1 !!!
cheers bud
chris

[FREESTYLEMX17]

im gunna try that one this weekend at schoolies if i go haha thats a cracker

[eightball]

nah there all like that they judge you on everything your kissing and all that bullshit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA learn how to kiss then. maybe you should buy a book on how to make first base enjoyable? HAHAHAHAHA. seriously man, you gotta be makin all this shit up, seriously.....


or if you like to get high pass out on some train tracks they judge you on that too lol

hero! have you tried drinkin metho yet dude? its really good, really cheap and gets you hammered!! :Z433:

Bleach is good too, and turpentine and kerosine. hell, trying mixing it all together! nothing like a shot of vodka with a schooner of bleach to chase it down!! have a look under your sink, you should be able to find one of them!


ps. everyone else except this fool - dont drink any of the above or you will die.

except vodka.

vodka rules

[eightball]

im really starting to get the impression that pick up lines dont work anymore though. unless you use a lame line that you know is stupid and you only use it to get a laugh, but seriously, the most succesful 'line' is "hi, im ____, can i buy you a drink?" if she doesnt buy your next drink she's not worth your time though fellas.

confidence and humour. all you need ;)

oh, and a super tight pink polo shirt with the collar popped. and maybe some eyeliner and girls jeans. just ask tommo and steve ;)

love, t

[sugarNspice]

im really starting to get the impression that pick up lines dont work anymore though. unless you use a lame line that you know is stupid and you only use it to get a laugh, but seriously, the most succesful 'line' is "hi, im ____, can i buy you a drink?" if she doesnt buy your next drink she's not worth your time though fellas.

confidence and humour. all you need ;)

oh, and a super tight pink polo shirt with the collar popped. and maybe some eyeliner and girls jeans. just ask tommo and steve ;)

love, t

I like ur style, Boyz take this in he is soooooooo right!!!!!!!! Exactly what i said at the start of this thread, there pointless, and more people need to practise ur technique, confidence, humour, hi and general chattin, get u far...... But as for the pink shirt a collar up and girls jeans........ Not 4 me. haha

[Cakey]

i bet you 20 bucks ur gunna turn me down
if i said u had a great body would you hold it against me

[Skeletor666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA learn how to kiss then. maybe you should buy a book on how to make first base enjoyable? HAHAHAHAHA. seriously man, you gotta be makin all this shit up, seriously.....




hero! have you tried drinkin metho yet dude? its really good, really cheap and gets you hammered!! :Z433:

Bleach is good too, and turpentine and kerosine. hell, trying mixing it all together! nothing like a shot of vodka with a schooner of bleach to chase it down!! have a look under your sink, you should be able to find one of them!


ps. everyone else except this fool - dont drink any of the above or you will die.

except vodka.

vodka rules


HE should try eating nutmeg apparently that'll **** u up??? what wierd world we live in and i agree wit heverything said above

[The Snitz]

im really starting to get the impression that pick up lines dont work anymore though. unless you use a lame line that you know is stupid and you only use it to get a laugh, but seriously, the most succesful 'line' is "hi, im ____, can i buy you a drink?" if she doesnt buy your next drink she's not worth your time though fellas.

confidence and humour. all you need ;)

oh, and a super tight pink polo shirt with the collar popped. and maybe some eyeliner and girls jeans. just ask tommo and steve ;)

love, t


Haha, Todd, I'm glad you're confident and funny, cos it kind of negates the wearing of the pink polo shirt with collar up part.
Whats this girls jeans business though?? hahha I haven't heard of that before, or am I missing something? Or is it those gay jeans that have the "designer" rips and fades in them? If i wanted rips in my jeans I'd wear them while I'm welding and building ramps for a week, and the fades come naturally after riding for a while.

Ahh you're a good kid, just that Gold Coast lifestyle has wrecked your mind :p

[Freestyle-Moto]

im not making it up thats whats happened thats what ive been through oh and skeletor go **** yourself ****ing sick of you smart ass ****s like to see you say that to my face skeletor cause you would end up with no teeth smart ass **** il get my mates sister to bash you skeletor you ****ing whore now im gonna go and put some water in skeletors mums dish

[Skeletor666]

Calm down sweety, this is an fmx site not a bullshit site where you tell your sob stories of heart ache and what not... I think your post is rather amusing.. why does your sister bf wanna bash me is it cause i pumped her in the dumper? Thought so.. I will take u up on the offer of u "bashing" me but when I'm done mopping the ****ing floor with your boyfriend (and it will go down just like that), maybe I can take you over my knee, lift up your skirt, and spank your ass like the little ***** you are! :Z33:

[Freestyle-Moto]

LMAO ive got a short temper anyone who says anything to annoy me in anyway i just explode it doesnt matter if its a male or female id go nuts on the both of them cant control my temper

[GStylEr]

Settle possums...

[Alistair]

Great pick up line Grant, did it work, lol

[eightball]

Whats this girls jeans business though?? hahha I haven't heard of that before, or am I missing something?

oh dude you been missin out! either wear size 28 jeans, or just buy girls jeans so theyre super super tight. i think i got a size 10 or 12 or somethin in girls jeans ;) youd be suprised how many chicks dig the emo look. no joke, it works for me ;)

Ahh you're a good kid, just that Gold Coast lifestyle has wrecked your mind :p

i dont blame the gold coast, i blame MTV! hahaha.

Calm down sweety, this is an fmx site not a bullshit site where you tell your sob stories of heart ache and what not... I think your post is rather amusing.. why does your sister bf wanna bash me is it cause i pumped her in the dumper? Thought so.. I will take u up on the offer of u "bashing" me but when I'm done mopping the ****ing floor with your boyfriend (and it will go down just like that), maybe I can take you over my knee, lift up your skirt, and spank your ass like the little ***** you are!

man i seriously nearly pissed myself laughing after i read that, nice work! ;)

[Skeletor666]

todd u must have a pretty thin waist if ur fitting into jeans that tight and there was some thing i seen on the news that tight jeans can trigger headaches from pressure put on nerves? not sure if its true or not but i'm not gunna risk it..

[smack]

this is a thread about pick up lines not freakin sad sorry ass stories about how ******** u are and getting drunk in public and my lifes goin downhill evryone feel sorry for me just get a life man seriously!

[MrsDeegan]

If ya right leg was breakfast and ya left leg was dinna can i have in between meals?

[Skeletor666]

BUMP anyone got any more?

[MxRacer790]

i believe u r what u eat, and in the morning i wanna be u, lol the best pickup line was what my mate used on a chik at a party was....u think chewbaca is hairy, u shud see my wookie....i almost died with laughter, id didnt work either haha

[dazza_911]

i got 1 its kinda a reverse pick up line though ( u must be an angel fallen from hevan because the fall has F@#Ked ur face

[Skeletor666]

hahahahahahahahahaha ^^^^^^^^^^^^ i wanna try that one out

[MxRacer790]

haha this one i found pretty funny

Bloke: Hey babe wanna see what ive got? its long, hard and full of seamen.

Chick: Ur d1ck?

Bloke; Nah, my submarine........deep sea diver

[Punk In Drublic]

Hey thats from Austin Powers ^ when doctor evil is talking bout his sub thing and he's like it's long, hard and full of semen.....

The most 'interesting' pick-up line I've had was this guy came up to me and he was like "Are you're parents retarded? 'cos you're something special" I dunno I thought it was cool because it was a complement via insult so for being clever I let him by me a drink....and then i went and found my boyfriend I can be a real scab sometimes :D

:jive:

[DoorMatt]

to be honest if it gets worse when im adult then theres no point in living if things get worse id have a nervous breakdown

hey mate ahh this thread is about bad pickup lines... im sure you could find a thread about people talking about killing themselves and whatnot and if not then make one, but this aint it.

Theres nothing i hate more about people talking about killing themselves and no point of being alive and this and that... f*cken emos and antisocial people and whatnot there all little attension seeking f*cks in my oppinion, sure if you wanna be depressed and shit thats fine but KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. its like there tryin to make everyone else sad. Dude this isnt all directed at you but if you feel like that go get some councilin or somethin.

Life is the greatest thing ever and its what you make it. If somethin bad happens, kick it in the face and keep livin, dont let it bring you down.

Thats my two sense.

"Hey i ride motobikes... wanna root?"

[Finch]

"My names Joel and I dig chicks" has worked once or twice

[weeman_911]

my friend told me this one.

i think you should give me a band-aid
why?
because i grazed my knee when i feel for you!

[wally]

u want a root haha actually that usaly works lol

[M/M Troop666]

The funniest one ive heard was: "Im like a rubex cube the more u play with me the harder i get"

[motomanmay]

i wish u were my homework so i could do u on the table. P.S single and searching i am 15years old male and cashed up wat u reckon

[dazza_911]

was your dad a theif
because he must have stole the stars to make your eyes

[Freestyle-Moto]

hey mate ahh this thread is about bad pickup lines... im sure you could find a thread about people talking about killing themselves and whatnot and if not then make one, but this aint it.

Theres nothing i hate more about people talking about killing themselves and no point of being alive and this and that... f*cken emos and antisocial people and whatnot there all little attension seeking f*cks in my oppinion, sure if you wanna be depressed and shit thats fine but KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. its like there tryin to make everyone else sad. Dude this isnt all directed at you but if you feel like that go get some councilin or somethin.

Life is the greatest thing ever and its what you make it. If somethin bad happens, kick it in the face and keep livin, dont let it bring you down.

Thats my two sense.

"Hey i ride motobikes... wanna root?"

Ah DoorMatt i made that post ages ago you f**kpot if its not directed at me then you should of kept that thought to your self just like you told me and since i made that post ages ago im not like that anymore and sounds like you got abit of a hatred towards people with depression just think of this what happens if your mum gets depressed one day and thinks about that stuff or if you have kids one day and they go through a depression stage so watch what your saying depression happens to anyone arsehole THANK YOU FOR DESTROYING MY NIGHT

[redbull_fmx]

LMAO ive got a short temper anyone who says anything to annoy me in anyway i just explode it doesnt matter if its a male or female id go nuts on the both of them cant control my temper

Your going to go far in life sir ?? Being that my dad is a doctor i think there is some sort of technical term for your condition goes along the lines off ****heads

[_fmx_]

myne is - hey i ride motorbikes, wanna be my motorbike?
score is 3 slaps, 1 maybe and 2 no's
- T o M -

[redbull_fmx]

Hey i think you should suck my ****

1 kick to the groin, 2 **** offs and 1 time succesful

[_fmx_]

gurls r like dirt bikes, fun to ride. not really a pick up line more of a life motto
- T o M -

[eightball]

Ah DoorMatt i made that post ages ago you f**kpot if its not directed at me then you should of kept that thought to your self just like you told me and since i made that post ages ago im not like that anymore and sounds like you got abit of a hatred towards people with depression just think of this what happens if your mum gets depressed one day and thinks about that stuff or if you have kids one day and they go through a depression stage so watch what your saying depression happens to anyone arsehole THANK YOU FOR DESTROYING MY NIGHT

grow up! you should have thought of that before you posted it originally then shouldn't you? jesus H christ, we're on a public forum, if you post stupid shit expect to get ripped for it!

[rip_jp]

go todd go todd get the idiots !!

[punk_bun-e_mich]

i just got told this one from a creepy guy hehehe ..:
"Your body is a wonderland, and I wanna be Alice"

idiot! lol

[tp_199]

LMFAO ! ! ! thats funny shit lol hahahahha

[DIRT_WOMAN]

do you work at subway cause you just gave mea foot long.......... ahahhahah very humourous .... its entertaining for those who find it that way.....

[#67Skeet]

^^^^^^ hahahahahaa that one is soooooo good i might try that one!

[M/M Troop666]

haha this one cracked me up "have u ever kissed a bunny between the ears"
he pulls his pockets out of his shorts
then says "well would u like too"

[pebbels]

One i over heard
You don't know it yet but your going to get wet later.... girl looks ready to slap guy.. Guy says because its raining outside......

[Kai Turnermator]

havent read all of these so i dunno fi they have popped up but meh

hey baby im like a rubix cube, the longer you play with me ther harder i get - was off pizza or sumshit show like that

and

lets play army, ill play dead and u can blow the hell out of me

[Bully 05]

"if my right leg was lunch and my left leg was dinner...would you eat between meals?"
haha havnt tried it yet...probably only get me a slap in the face but its worth it..

[fmx_rider_250]

"if my right leg was lunch and my left leg was dinner...would you eat between meals?"
haha havnt tried it yet...probably only get me a slap in the face but its worth it..
hahahahaha thats good bully lol

[rcracer]

my cock just died can i bury it in your ass

[H@RTWIG]

here's a couple of oldies, or newies if you havnt heard em.
-Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
-Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
-Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
-Do you want to see something swell?
-No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

thankyou, thankyou

charlz

[Molez01]

^^^ couple of them r piss funny

[BUCHOLTZ_FMX]

Gotta love the classics of Quagmire!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v45rJ1k2Jlw&mode=related&search=

[randy_rhydah_kx]

If you and i were squirrels can i bust my nut in your hole?

[Court]

I had a guy once try and show off at the local track by riding his bike onto his trailer...pity he forgot that his brakes wern't to good and went straight over the bars and ended up on the ground under his bike

[phat_pat]

Hahahaha, did u laugh at him? :D

[mm trooper 92]

hehe this is an old one
guy: have u eva triped ova a tree
girl: no?
guy: wat about a root
hehe

[Court]

Hahahaha, did u laugh at him? :D

Yep i was in tears jumped in my ute and went home it was great

[zanardi98]

how about this. Look babe I know you want me I can see it in your eyes!

[hall91]

have you ever kissed a rabit between the ears?
turn pockets inside out
would you like to?

[nut]

oh, and a super tight pink polo shirt with the collar popped. and maybe some eyeliner and girls jeans. love, t

Ever since i can remember i've been poppin my collar, i've been poppin my collar, HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Seriously you gotta be kidding!

[nut]

anything that gets a laugh is good.

So True.

Nut

[punk_bun-e_mich]

i was told one last week when i was out.. a guy comes up to me in the bar and says
"hey, can i be honest with you?" and i said "yeah sure, tell me!" .. he turns to me and replies "i wanna f**k you" .. i didnt know what to say back except "im sorry, im a *******!" haha.. didnt work too well cause he knew i was lying and kept following me around.. i ALWAYS get the freaks!!!!

[lavere_144]

heres one one of my mates sed one night... "hey, you wana go turkey shooting? il shoot, you gobble". i dont reckon it worked tho

[mulisha_girl]

haha pick up lines jeez i was out clubbing wit my girls the other week and no idea what this guy was thinking but he comes up and goes "excuse me do u have tickets" i was like tickets to wat and he 'attempts' (key word ppl) to flex and goes tickets to the gun show and i laughed and seriously thought he was mucking around but he seemed pretty serious or mayb just good at looking disheartened ... i think he reads to much online pickups or sumthing

[KTM250SX]

be good if you had a remote control for girls with buttons like sleep talk lol most of the girls here in craigieburn are complete bastereds been a few guys thats killed themselfs cause of it then i bought a girl a ring then she stood on it the ***** jesus i felt ripping her eyes out c**t vanessa DIE DIE DIE

Haha feel ur pain man.

I live there to and all there good for is 1 night then throw em back. So stuck up but they live in a trashy suburb.

Thats Craigieburn lol!!!

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hehe craigieburn.. those girls are scarey hehe.. from what ive heard there is lots of nice guys there though.. but i cant say id go there unless i had too.. that place has a bad rep .. but i guess.. so does my town and your hell safe here.. so hmm hehe..

we gots shit guys here.. they all have kids!! GRRRRRRR lol

[KTM250SX]

^^^^SO TRUE^^^^

Haha well I dont know about anyone else here but im a nice guy :D

Maybe u should come to craigieburn some time lol

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hehehe promise ur a nice guy? HAHAA.. theres always some nice ones in a crummy town hehe im nice and im from Melton :P hahahaha *hides*

[Brewer]

oh michys your from melton yeah??????? eeeeeeewwwwwwww.

doesnt beat good old SUNBURY woot woot. lol

[punk_bun-e_mich]

oh god hehehe.. we're all scum hahahaha!! .. or MAYBE we are the only good ones from our towns? *thinks*.. yes.. that MUST be it hehe.. oh and even though im from melton.. i do not.. i repeat.. i DO NOT have children :P

[Brewer]

oh god hehehe.. we're all scum hahahaha!! .. or MAYBE we are the only good ones from our towns? *thinks*.. yes.. that MUST be it hehe.. oh and even though im from melton.. i do not.. i repeat.. i DO NOT have children :P

haha youd have to be one of very few of your age not to have children in that town right??

[punk_bun-e_mich]

haha yeah.. thats the rumour.. most of the girls have kids .. i kno heaps my age that do and younger ones hehe.. yuckies *shudders* hehe..

hmm before we get in trouble for talking.. wats a good pick up line? hmm i dont really know any good ones hehe.. Honey, I'm new in this town - do ya think I could have directions to your house

[KTM250SX]

haha mich i was originally from melton to. Good 'ol west melton lol
My olds got me the hell outa there when i was 11 just as it all went down hill.

Anyways...pickup lines aye..... well i'd like to see more chicks come up and use em. Give us guys some laughs. Only thing is u chicks would have us all at hello.....no need to go any further.

I tried this one but i was to pissed for it to go any further lol

I've herd the easiest way to a womans heart is to start at the crotch and eat ya way up.....wanna test my theory?

And mich....directions to ur house would be very helpful :)

Simmo

[punk_bun-e_mich]

ahaha that pick up line is a shocker lmao.. i dont know what type of girl that would work on hehe but i dont wanna meet her :Z440:
i think just bein casual and jokin around always works hehe.. i think dudes should wear those funny tshirts.. they help cause then it gives us girls an excuse to talk to them..

Well i do anyways hehe.. OR if i see someone in moto brands i usually talk to them.. well try too :drunk: heading out tonight.. to the local hang out.. i hope i hear some funny lines.. if i do.. i will post them up hahaha w0ot w0ot :Z33:

[dirt_eater]

hey guys i got one >> u think chewbaca is hairy, u should see my wookie

[jimmy_mini]

allright ppl couldnt let this thread die without my 2 cents being added haha chicks come up wid the best threads by the way haha but anyways heres a few me nd me mates have used.
1)do u like subway? how bout my foot long
2)r those pants outa space ? coz that ass is outa this world
3)is that a keg in ur pants ? coz id just love 2 tap that ass
4)Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
5)My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
6)Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you
7)Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes
8)So, you're a girl huh (that one actually works)
9)You make my software turn to hardware
10)have u eva kissed an elephant on the trunk
u pull out ur pockets and say
do u wanna

Dont u just love bad pick up lines haha the worst bit is when they work but funny story for u all my mate we were on a bus nd dis hot chick was in front of us nd my mate pulls out his fone and he was like awww i might just get out my fone nd. Den da chick turns around b4 the poor guy gets a chance to ask nd tells him to **** off nd dat he cant have her number how mean haha i laughed nd later on in the trip got her friends number anyways thats my life story plus i hate emo sooky *****es the end :)

[unearthed_fmx]

ha ha i got sum for u girls...
1. "nice legs wat time do they open"...
2."did it hurt" u spose to say when "When u feel from heaven"
3. are u spose to be in this town caz your way to pritty to be... i had sum dude say this to me in brisssy 1 day ha ha i just walked away.

but yer pick up lines are so gay n if a guy can cum up wit 1 that mite just wrk 1 day plzzz share .....

[wannabe fmxer]

"my socks are having a party and your pants are invited" one of the best.

[Bennett]

6)Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you


Is your dad a baker ? Cause you have a nice set of buns

[ONEindustries69]

hahaha
pissa

[punk_bun-e_mich]

ok hehe so this is sorta a reverse thing hehe.. my mate went out last nite and some random chick asked if he wanted to f**k her hehehe my mate being the smart ass he is.. turns around and says "with a face like this, i just dont f**k anyone!" hahahaha..

that kid kills me lmao.. but i love it, i love went skanky girls get turned down *dances*

[kx kid]

did u trip ova a stump...how about a root?
come here sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that 'pops' up
wanna root?
nice legs wot time do they open??
is that a tourch in ur pocket or r u juz happy 2 c me??(prob work if a chik says 2 guy...or if ur gay)

haha couple of my classics

[fiddy_ridder_89]

ok hehe so this is sorta a reverse thing hehe.. my mate went out last nite and some random chick asked if he wanted to f**k her hehehe my mate being the smart ass he is.. turns around and says "with a face like this, i just dont f**k anyone!" hahahaha..

that kid kills me lmao.. but i love it, i love went skanky girls get turned down *dances*

hahahaha thats golden....im gonna take a few tips from this guy lol

[ozzy_ezza]

well how i met my mrs was a bit of a crack up pick up line, she cum up & says, 'howya goin, im from ur side of the fence & i think u look hot, hi my names sharee..." was a hell lame pick up line but hey it got me lol. we still laugh about it til this day

[sirandrew]

hahahaha thats golden....im gonna take a few tips from this guy lol

oh jono, you just get asked to **** all the time hahahahahahaha

umm... pick up line...


wanna root? no?? dam.... i got nothing, really

[fast pace]

"well im here, wats your other 2 wishes"

[jayden warner]

"well im here, wats your other 2 wishes"

Sooooo using that 2 morro!

[fast pace]

Sooooo using that 2 morro!


haha hey man did it work

[jake belcher]

hhaha funny if it did hahaha

[jayden warner]

Didnt get too try it yet buddy, But ill let ya's kno when i do :D

[fast pace]

haha rightio

[*GOOCH*]

i got a pretty fool proof one , never fails me ...


i follow these steps ,.
1. aproach the girl

2. introduce myself .

3. ask" hey baby does this rag smel like chloroform to you ?"

4. they never say no ...... :hump:

[moeman]

i got a pretty fool proof one , never fails me ...


i follow these steps ,.
1. aproach the girl

2. introduce myself .

3. ask" hey baby does this rag smel like chloroform to you ?"

4. they never say no ...... :hump:

bahahahahahaa

[FMXelliot]

heres one one of my mates sed one night... "hey, you wana go turkey shooting? il shoot, you gobble". i dont reckon it worked tho

hahahaha!!!

[NOXQSZ]

Hi, come here often? (Point to mouth).

Hi, I was wondering if you could give me a hand, my phones ****ed (Oh, whats wrong) Your numbers not in it.

- Heres some reversals (Use with caution)

* In a club/bar/party you spot two or more girls, ones mint the others, well, not.

Go up to the "not" one and say excitedly, hey how u doing, want to dance/grab a drink etc? (Yeah, sure!) Good, **** off I want to talk to your friend.

Hi do u want to dance? (NO! Leave me alone RA RA RA) What? Sorry, u misunderstood, I said you look fat in those pants

THE ULTIMATE, ULTIMATE, ULTIMATE REVERSAL (Reserved only, and ONLY for those girls, that have there head so far up there ass or are a total *****)

Hi do you want to dance/How are you?/Whats happening?/Common intro
(**** offski, ra ra ra, im a ***** etc etc)
Come on, lower your standards, I just did.

Thank you, thank you, Im here all week - try the steak.

[Baldwin1993]

im no fred flinestone, but i could make ya bed rock. lol cant remember where i heard tht 1.

[Todd106]

Hi, come here often? (Point to mouth).

Hi, I was wondering if you could give me a hand, my phones ****ed (Oh, whats wrong) Your numbers not in it.

- Heres some reversals (Use with caution)

* In a club/bar/party you spot two or more girls, ones mint the others, well, not.

Go up to the "not" one and say excitedly, hey how u doing, want to dance/grab a drink etc? (Yeah, sure!) Good, **** off I want to talk to your friend.

Hi do u want to dance? (NO! Leave me alone RA RA RA) What? Sorry, u misunderstood, I said you look fat in those pants

THE ULTIMATE, ULTIMATE, ULTIMATE REVERSAL (Reserved only, and ONLY for those girls, that have there head so far up there ass or are a total *****)

Hi do you want to dance/How are you?/Whats happening?/Common intro
(**** offski, ra ra ra, im a ***** etc etc)
Come on, lower your standards, I just did.

Thank you, thank you, Im here all week - try the steak.

they are mint.

heres one i heard the other day,

go up to a chick, say "do you know how much a polar bear weighs??" they go "NO?"
You go " Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm .....( insert your name).

[NOXQSZ]

they are mint.

heres one i heard the other day,

go up to a chick, say "do you know how much a polar bear weighs??" they go "NO?"
You go " Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm .....( insert your name).
Another similar one....

Fat penguins!

(What?!)

Sorry I was just trying to break the ice.

lol

[B_unit]

does this smell like chloroform??

[B_unit]

i got a pretty fool proof one , never fails me ...


i follow these steps ,.
1. aproach the girl

2. introduce myself .

3. ask" hey baby does this rag smel like chloroform to you ?"

4. they never say no ...... :hump:

ahh crap he beat me too it lol

[Kronik]

they are mint.

heres one i heard the other day,

go up to a chick, say "do you know how much a polar bear weighs??" they go "NO?"
You go " Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm .....( insert your name).

hahahahahha tops

[Cam070695]

"i lost my phone number can i have yours?" lol