ozzy_ezza
4th October 2005, 04:03 PM
heres 1 for ya.
there were 3 young christian men who lived with there single mother.
the mother realised that if her strappin young lads were to make anythin of themselves, she had 2 set them free into the big bad world 2 do as they please.
so the mother said, " my beloved sons, go free in 2 the world, do some bad things, come back 2 me in a week and tell me about it. it doesnt matter what you do the lord will always forgive you."
so the boys went out for a wild week.
the eldest of boys was the first 2 return. the mother asked what hed been up to. he replied, "i stole some hot cars and sold em on the black market and now im rich."
the mother replied, "just drink the holy water and you shal be 4given."
so he drank the holy water.
next the middle child had returned. the mother asked what hed been up to. he replied, "i pimped my self out 2 many women and men and now im rich."
the mother replied, "just drink the holy water and you shal be 4given."
so he drank the holy water.
finally the youngest boy returned and his mother asked what hed been up 2.
he repied, "ive been Piissiinn in the holy water 4 the last week!"
there were 3 young christian men who lived with there single mother.
the mother realised that if her strappin young lads were to make anythin of themselves, she had 2 set them free into the big bad world 2 do as they please.
so the mother said, " my beloved sons, go free in 2 the world, do some bad things, come back 2 me in a week and tell me about it. it doesnt matter what you do the lord will always forgive you."
so the boys went out for a wild week.
the eldest of boys was the first 2 return. the mother asked what hed been up to. he replied, "i stole some hot cars and sold em on the black market and now im rich."
the mother replied, "just drink the holy water and you shal be 4given."
so he drank the holy water.
next the middle child had returned. the mother asked what hed been up to. he replied, "i pimped my self out 2 many women and men and now im rich."
the mother replied, "just drink the holy water and you shal be 4given."
so he drank the holy water.
finally the youngest boy returned and his mother asked what hed been up 2.
he repied, "ive been Piissiinn in the holy water 4 the last week!"