Just for the love people...hehe

[enslow]

Just a few more jokes for ya everyone...


It's been proposed that warning signs be placed on beer bottles to tip off drinkers about the likely effects:


1WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
2WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an *******.
3WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
6 WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
7 WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
8 WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)
9 WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable carpet burn on the forehead.
10 WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.


Cheers everyone>>>TOMMO

[enslow]

If anyone has any problem with this one, please let me or a mod know and it will be deleted ASAP.... Just dont wanna hurt anyones feelings or anything...

Most of them are pretty true.. MOST...hehe :Z433:


Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-___expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest ___expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Have a top weekend everyone...

cheers>>>>TOMMO

[guz530]

har har har har you silly f8VK :Z440:

[hutchie]

hahahahaha no offence taken mate, they r all funny as! hahahahahahaha

[Randy Starbucks]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
cheers>>>>TOMMO

that ones not quite true.. i dont call car parts thingy's lol... but i guess im not an average female hey.

[twisties]

hahaah they are great

[ozzy_ezza]

that ones not quite true.. i dont call car parts thingy's lol... but i guess im not an average female hey.
WORD!!! ill second that 4 sure!!! amanda, ur a top chic--------- its good not 2 be an average girl :cop:
onya chicky!!!


none the less tommo, thats sum funii shyte!!!!!!!!!
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