pitboss_girl
27th September 2005, 10:16 PM
This iz funny guys!
i didn't know wether to post it up in here but... i found it pretty dam funny...
well i just got this sent to me... i found it very funny... and just so true... coz i hate these chain letters myself...
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly
diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being
kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding
out 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak
show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you?
Ooooh~ Looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullsh*t.
So basically, this message is a big f*ck YOU to all the people out there
who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started
by Jesus in 5A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, It'll be in the Guinness
Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
f*** them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me
something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your
closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
forwards about 90 times. I don't f***ing care. Show a little
intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by
sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF C_H_A_I_N LETTERS:
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you
don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be
raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of
manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake
ones, THIS one is TRUE!! *Send this to 1 person: One person will
be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for
sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for
sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your
life.
*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you
for sending them a stupid chain letter and will firebomb your house
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
CHAIN LETTER - Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a
starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no
legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved,
because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to
the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have
absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a
complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5
people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder if you
accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
Thanks again!!
CHAIN LETTER - Type 3
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is
absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not
as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass
this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will
happen to you like:
Bizarre Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school
on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then
tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a
drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only
did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!
Bizarre Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in
his mail ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his
boyfriend (some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell
and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could
Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and
Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.
CHAIN LETTER - Type 4
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to everyone of your friends.
A friend is someone who is always at your side.
A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit,
And your breath smells like you've been eating cat food
A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of *******s
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they
really think you should be raped by mad chimpanzees, then thrown to vicious dogs
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...* no, sorry that's the cleaning lady
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that are
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your
life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by
making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth,
who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only
saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
i didn't know wether to post it up in here but... i found it pretty dam funny...
well i just got this sent to me... i found it very funny... and just so true... coz i hate these chain letters myself...
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly
diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being
kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding
out 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak
show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you?
Ooooh~ Looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullsh*t.
So basically, this message is a big f*ck YOU to all the people out there
who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started
by Jesus in 5A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, It'll be in the Guinness
Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
f*** them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me
something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your
closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
forwards about 90 times. I don't f***ing care. Show a little
intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by
sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF C_H_A_I_N LETTERS:
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you
don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be
raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of
manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake
ones, THIS one is TRUE!! *Send this to 1 person: One person will
be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for
sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for
sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your
life.
*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you
for sending them a stupid chain letter and will firebomb your house
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
CHAIN LETTER - Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a
starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no
legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved,
because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to
the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have
absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a
complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5
people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder if you
accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
Thanks again!!
CHAIN LETTER - Type 3
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is
absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not
as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass
this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will
happen to you like:
Bizarre Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school
on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then
tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a
drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only
did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!
Bizarre Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in
his mail ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his
boyfriend (some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell
and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could
Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and
Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.
CHAIN LETTER - Type 4
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to everyone of your friends.
A friend is someone who is always at your side.
A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit,
And your breath smells like you've been eating cat food
A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of *******s
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they
really think you should be raped by mad chimpanzees, then thrown to vicious dogs
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...* no, sorry that's the cleaning lady
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that are
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your
life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by
making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth,
who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only
saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?