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enslow
16th September 2005, 03:32 PM
I dunno why I am putting this in the "funny stuff" forum cause it is a fact.
Read and Learn anyway.
WATER ....IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRINK 1 LITRE OF WATER
EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF
ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FAECES, IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1
KILO OF SHIT.
> HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING RUM, WHISKEY, BEER OR OTHER
LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING,
FILTERING AND FERMENTING.
> IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE DRINKING WATER,TO
STOP DOING SO, IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD
FOR YOU.
>
> WATER = SHIT
> ALCOHOL = HEALTH
>
> FREE YOURSELF OF SHIT, DRINK ALCOHOL!!! IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK
SHIT THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT!
cheers everyone>>>TOMMO
GStylEr
16th September 2005, 03:40 PM
Interesting theory there... But I can't help pointing out the holes in it haha. Firstly, 1kg of bacteria has no relation to 1kg of poop, no matter what way ya spin it. Poop isn't bacteria... Sure it contains bacteria, but it's still mostly just waste. Secondly, many people boil or even distill their drinking water before they consume it, hence removing the problem anyhow.
But, I'll tell ya this much... If alcohol came out of the taps at home, and was as cheap as water, it'd be an easy enough choice. ;)
FREESTYLEMX17
16th September 2005, 03:42 PM
hahaha jacks starts comnig through taps on the hot water haha that would be hellla funny haha
enslow
16th September 2005, 03:45 PM
ah grant, I knew ya would pick things up in it... but meh, its the weekend now... so everybody get healthy...hehehe.. if ya know what I mean...hahaha
cheers fellers>>>>TOMMO
pitboss_girl
16th September 2005, 03:50 PM
that makes a lot of sence... i think i might use this theory often... looks like this weekend is going to be very healthy for me... very healthy... lol...
Randy Starbucks
16th September 2005, 04:09 PM
haha thnank god i dont drink 1Litre of water everyday.
coonrider125
16th September 2005, 06:34 PM
well im healthy i drink metho alot so yer im all good
coon.....
GStylEr
16th September 2005, 07:45 PM
well im healthy i drink metho alot so yer im all good
coon.....
You better be ready to prove it. KOTC mate, you're drinkin metho or you shall have a "POSER" avatar forever more.
enslow
16th September 2005, 07:48 PM
Ah sh*t yeh grant mate...
I didnt think of that, coon boy.. you better prove yourself at KOTC mate, I'l even buy the metho for ya son... see you there....hahaha
cheers>>>TOMMO
coonrider125
16th September 2005, 07:52 PM
Ah sh*t yeh grant mate...
I didnt think of that, coon boy.. you better prove yourself at KOTC mate, I'l even buy the metho for ya son... see you there....hahaha
cheers>>>TOMMO
ok man thnks alot cuz i jsut ran out of sum tho so yer hope to see u there haha
coon....
eightball
16th September 2005, 07:52 PM
well im healthy i drink metho alot so yer im all good
coon.....
damn, i hate you so much.
go see how much metho you can drink before you 'go to sleep'.
please, do it.
punk_bun-e_mich
22nd September 2005, 09:00 PM
this i gotta see hahaha.. im gonna be on a bender myself but METHO.. NO dice!! .. haha.. grantles let me kno wen he is gonna do it!! hahahaa
[FMF_FATTY]
23rd September 2005, 09:34 PM
haha i gotta see this one haha let me know as well fellas this isa gotta see moment
pitboss_girl
23rd September 2005, 09:40 PM
is he still gonna do it!... lol... haha i want to see it... aww dang when will people learn...
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