[TOPGEAR]
26th April 2005, 10:54 PM
A horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow.
The horse fell into a mud hole and is started
to sink. The horse instructed the chicken to
get the farmer so that he could be pulled to
safety. The chicken ran to the farm but the
farmer was nowhere to be found. Without a moment
to spare, the chicken got into the farmer's
BMW and drove back to the mud hole. Then, the
chicken tied some rope around the bumper, threw
the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse,
and proceeded to pull the horse to safety.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse
were playing in the meadow again. This time
around, the chicken fell into the mud hole.
The chicken instructed the horse to get the
farmer so that she could be pulled to safety.
Replied the horse, "Here's the plan... I'll
stand over the hole..." The horse stretched
over the length of the hole and continued,
"Now, just grab for my ***** and pull yourself
to saftey."
The chicken obliged reluctantly and pulled
herself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like
a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
The horse fell into a mud hole and is started
to sink. The horse instructed the chicken to
get the farmer so that he could be pulled to
safety. The chicken ran to the farm but the
farmer was nowhere to be found. Without a moment
to spare, the chicken got into the farmer's
BMW and drove back to the mud hole. Then, the
chicken tied some rope around the bumper, threw
the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse,
and proceeded to pull the horse to safety.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse
were playing in the meadow again. This time
around, the chicken fell into the mud hole.
The chicken instructed the horse to get the
farmer so that she could be pulled to safety.
Replied the horse, "Here's the plan... I'll
stand over the hole..." The horse stretched
over the length of the hole and continued,
"Now, just grab for my ***** and pull yourself
to saftey."
The chicken obliged reluctantly and pulled
herself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like
a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.