Pick Up Lines!

[adam]

my friend said this line today i love it.

hey, are those space pants. "no why?" coz your ass is out of this world!!

[mosh209]

hahaha nice 1, one of my old friends said this 1..
"If u were a door, I'd bang u all day!

[adam]

hahaha what about....
"hey, that shirt looks very becoming on you, ofcorse if i were on you i'd be cumming too!"

[crazy_cob]

hey guys, here's a classic for u...
'if i said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me'

[adam]

is that a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see my self in your pants

[yamaha_freak]

**** me if im wrong, but havent we met befor?

[Duffy]

haha... lol i have got to for ya's

Do you like chocolates because I got half a bar... and

hay there sexy nice and flexy, my **** is a little bit greasy so it slips in easy...lol

[SaReZ_FMX]

"nice shoes!.................. wanna f##k?"

[mosh209]

HAHAH, Whata bout, my names LANCE, WANNA DANCE

[adam]

haha sarez does that one actully work?

[Mungoman45]

Depends on the sex of the person askin. I would assume 99% of chicks could use that and it be successfull. where as 99% of blokes would get slapped. personally i dont like pick up lines, they're lame and cheesy and the only place they should be muttered is in a place like this "Jokes and funnies"

[SaReZ_FMX]

Originally posted by adam
haha sarez does that one actully work?

yeah bloody oath never got a slap in the face yet :D

[punk_bun-e_mich]

heres 2 my bros friends use-
"tripped over any branches lately??.. how bout a root?"
and
"do u work at subway???.... cos u just gave me a footlong!"

[hardkau]

ahaha this is great. keep em commin :D

[Mungoman45]

Hey baby, can i put me wing wang in ya wizzle wozzle?

PMSL. :p

[punk_bun-e_mich]

man one thing i cant stand is the cheesy pick up lines..for example : "who took the stars out of the sky and placed them in your eyes??" .. LAME!! i like the funny ones.. they get your attention cos they make you laugh! hehehe gotta love that!

[hardkau]

gimme a go...

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

[punk_bun-e_mich]

heres some i seen on websites:
*Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
*I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
*You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. (hahahahahahhahaa i love that one.. its harsh.. but damn funny)
*I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

[GStylEr]

I have a whole bunch of em I found on the net at various places, here are some of em...
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

These are just some of the better ones I thought, I'm pretty sure I'd have a whole other list of em somewhere, tell me if anyone wants to see em, I reckon this kinda stuff is pretty funny when ya get good ones....

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hahahaha u legend! they are damn funny!!

[redbull_fmx]

guy: do you remmeber me
Girl: um no
guy: Dont you remmebr me from last ngiht
Girl: um no what happened
guy: you were in my wet dream

[robbo]

classics lol

[pic_takin_chick]

Man I only ever had corney ones used on me here's a few examples:

'Is your dad a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes'

'Here's 40 cents, go call your dad you won't be home tonight'

'Do you believe at love at first sight or would you like me to walk past again'

'Did it hurt?' did what hurt 'when you fell from heaven'

the last one he totally pulled from Biodome, which is why i laughed at the guy and he walked away :D

[NGX]

OK Ok ... lol Here ya Go .. All time Favs.. ROFL ... :headbang4

M: "You want to come back to my place for some pizza and sex?"

F:"NO!"

M:"What? You don't like pizza?"
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If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?
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The universal female pickup line:

"I am sooo drunk."
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Why don't we go back to my place. You can be the screen door and I will slam you all night long.
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I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
------ Fav That one ^
Let's play army.. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

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OK thats all for now .. most are lame !! some are ok.. lol Next !!

[gumby#329]

theres some good ones here lol
one off tomcats "u need some visine" "why do i need visine?" "so u can get a clear vision of our future together"
hehe:D

[pic_takin_chick]

lol comedy flicks always have the best pick up lines in em, there ya go boys, start watching movies! lol kiddin

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hahaha my skater friend just told me a pick up line:
"Hey, Im A Skater. Can I Slip, Slide and Grind Your FunBox?"

[Mungoman45]

Damn skater punks. How bout an FMX one......

"Hey I'm a Freestyler, Can i bust out on your set of doubles?"

[punk_bun-e_mich]

hahha i like that one.. haha and im sure it would work too! Freestylers.. Mmmm Mmmmmmm

[NGX]

Girl: Hay you are the guy that was riden at the FMX event last night..

FMX GUY: Yer Im that freestyle Rider :D

Girl: You have new tricks Im told ?

FMX GUY: Well Yes I have a new trick its a Heelclicker Lock Down Can we try it together !! :P

-- I made that up is it Corny ?? Hahaha !!

[The Snitz]

:D LOL - give that line a go next saturday night mate see how it goes

[mosh209]

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

Can I see your tan lines?

IM FRED, GIMMIE HEAD. lol, that 1 is gay, i thought of it myself

Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!